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biffing bridge

The area connecting the vagina and the anus. The bridge between the 2 biffing holes.
She took it in the front and then I walked over the biffing bridge to the back. Easy traffic. Managed without Google maps.
by Silly Tilly March 12, 2018
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Bridge Runner

Someone who exists on several worlds at the same time, as in a stock broker by day and a punk by night or a hi-tech big wig and a DJ. Usually with aptitude in one or both areas.
"That Eddie, a bridge runner, i tell you. Saw him last night bartending my local bar. Look at him now doing the accounting."

"She's a bridge runner. Saw her giving head behind the dumpster at that club last night, she was so hot, now she wants to fire me?
by abragag December 16, 2008
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nature bridge

The area between the anus and the vagina or testicles. Otherwise known as "taint".
I made sure to pay close attention to her nature bridge when I went down on her.
by Hardly Known May 15, 2016
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bridge-guarding

1.) Defending, through acts of aggressive trolling, the internet websites and facebook pages where an inordinately large number of conspiracy theorists and other wackos make comments like, "U suck an yor sight is a peace of shit and ur mothas a cunt." Usually the act of bridge-guarding requires the talents of a persistent and eloquent troll who has the ability to spell correctly, thus intimidating his subject victims merely by the fact that said subject victims have an inferiority complex due to their lack of education and their usually abysmal intellectual shortcomings. A troll who engages in bridge-guarding must be merciless but also must recognize when one of his subject victims may be about to commit suicide or harm others -- at which time the ethical bridge-guard will link to a national suicide hotline phone number and a website advocating for the treatment of mental health problems. 2.) the act of preventing a loved one's boyfriend from taking the loved one out for a night of binge drinking for the purpose of committing date rape, usually accomplished by punching the potential assailant as hard as possible in his groin and telling him, "When she comes home, if she's not sober and pleased with your gentlemanly conduct, I'm going to kill you, cut your head off, and drop you off a bridge and into a river." (An almost universally successful technique).
Asshole #1: Dude, I totally got bridge-guarded by her father last night!
Asshole #2: Too bad ... I was totally lookin' forward to fuckin' her brains out while she was unconscious.
Asshole #3: Yeah ... let's go post some comments on the CDC's Facebook page about how we think Obama is bringing Ebola into America.
Asshole #1: Fuck that. That chick's father is bridge-guarding that site ... and he always makes fun of my conspiracy theories and then puts up a link to Merriam-Webster's website and the National Suicide Hotline. That dude is TOTALLY fucking crazy and DANGEROUS! trolling cock-blocking
by THE DOOMED STUFFING November 3, 2014
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Bridge boy

Bridge boy the bestie to any jacob a very snazzy amazing person usually short with brown curly hair and hates people named kara mackness
Person 1: Who's your bestie
Jacob: bridge boy
Person 1: omg so snazzy😩
by Jacobbridgeboysbestie January 29, 2022
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Bridge Worm

Description. The Bridge Worm is a long worm-like entity that is known for hiding under long interstate highway bridges. However, it has been found to hide under small bridges, supposedly using a safe house tactic to travel long distances without being spotted (However this claim has no evidence of being true).
bridge worm was created by slimyswampghost so made this
by vaccineisherewoohooo February 2, 2021
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pegasus bridge

a great band who sing 'ribena' & yoko which arent well know but AMAZING songs . these guys are brill and should be soo much bigger !. you should listen to them if you dont know them !
1st person : 'hey have you heard of this band called pegasus bridge'
2nd person : yeah they sing some great songs like 'ribena'!
by musiclovershawna May 23, 2011
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