Breakfast head 

When you wake up in the morning and your spouse starts giving you head before you even speak

My girlfriend gave me the best breakfast head I've ever had this morning.

Breakfast head by Breakfast head November 1, 2021

breakfast ghost 

The ghost of someone who has faded away due to not having breakfast in time.

Late at night outside the Hoosier Diner, you can hear the faint moans of the breakfast ghosts that want bacon, eggs, and biscuits and gravy.

breakfast ghost by Actuarius81 November 1, 2023

breakfast club 

The best movie alive -- shows kids struggles and stuff about all types of kids with comedy romance and drama also under the breakfast club

does barry manilow know that u raid his wardrobe?

breakfast club by AKA March 12, 2005

Breakfast Natty 

The residual beer from last night, found in open cans when cleaning up from the night before. Warm and flat, optimally consumed on the morning before a college basketball game. It is the responsibility of the individual finding a Breakfast Natty to get down on one knee and finish the quality beer that is Natural Light.

Mike: Hey Mitch, would you like to try some of my Breakfast Natty.

Jimmy: Holy shit Mike, is that really Natty?

Mike: Hell yeah it is!

Rob: Hey Mike, can I come talk to you for a minute buddy?

Breakfast Natty by Sex 8888 December 17, 2011

breakfast in head 

A righteous sexual manoeuvre, appropriate for any romantic man.

When the girl asks for breakfast in bed, he makes a special effort to wake just before her. As she stirs, he pulls the covers away and pins her down with his legs. He then carefully aims his orgasmal trajectory facewards. After depositing his load in the target area, he proclaims, "There's your fucking breakfast. Coffee?"

We had a wonderful time in Venice - really enjoyed San Marco, saw an orchestra perform Verdi, went to an opera; at the hotel she took it up the grand canal and I gave her breakfast in head.

breakfast in head by Commode Dragon August 6, 2010

breakfast burrito 

morning hard on

"I woke up with a major breakfast burrito this morning and had to go to the peepshow to wank off."

breakfast burrito by Penny Paxil November 10, 2003

Breakfast Piss 

The first piss you do on a morning

omg it's like 7am and i need such a big breakfast piss!

Breakfast Piss by kjdhkgdhkgdkhf December 30, 2008