by Aram A. February 24, 2008

Having sex at least three times (a "turkey" is three strikes in a row in bowling) before getting out of bed in the morning.
by synchronicityii February 11, 2010

in saiki pissy boo world server, an admin called talia went afk for like a whole ass 3 months with "breakfast lololol" as the message. it is an expression used to highlight being gone for a long time.
by rahahhahhhh January 21, 2023

When you're exhausted after a long night of partying, sometimes you just need a Slut Breakfast to both replenish your energy and take some of the edge off of your horrible decision-making.
by Beatlepopper December 17, 2015

A breakfast invented by dat nigga Dylan morgan Francis member of the prestigious, 'Half Left' crew. This 'Nigga Breakfast' consists of a base of toast with the nigger condiments of Nutella and Coco Pops having a crunchy smooth texture to start your nigga day.
After a long night of playing with and on Coc with Cory and Jackson the morning called for a nigga breakfast
by Cockie monster :) April 28, 2020

Every time I'm in Walcott, Iowa I get a craving for a little road breakfast at the Iowa 80 truck stop.
by Nemo Nickels January 8, 2017

Also referred to as a brunch bitch, typically a woman who appears as a strange, shadowy, golem-like creature in the morning, and becomes a friendly and reasonable human during the afternoon. This radical change is often brought about by eating a tasty lunch.
Guy #1: "Why is Janet such a bitch in the mornings but so cool afrer lunch?"
Guy #2 "She's a Breakfast Goblin dude."
Guy #1: "Oh..."
Guy #2 "She's a Breakfast Goblin dude."
Guy #1: "Oh..."
by SuperMario69 April 11, 2015
