A fruit booter is someone who believes that imitating skateboard culture will improve their social standing, but is unable to skateboard. They wear impractical plastic boots with wheels attached to the bottom as an excuse to hang out in skate parks and look like they are participating in an extreme sport without having to develop any skills. Because their "sport" (If jumping rope is a sport, I guess inline skating is too) is so often criticized, fruit booters usually have an irritable, defensive attitude when interacting with skaters and will typically insist that roller-blading is "better than skateboarding," thus alienating themselves from the skate community and remaining losers.
Skateboarder: "Hey pal, the city just opened up a new park. Lets go check it out."
Fruit Booter: "Sounds like a plan! Lemme just attach a pair of heavy, uncomfortable plastic boots to my feet, stuff my shoes in a backpack, and blow out my aromatherapy candles so we can go."
Skateboarder: "Why is the plastic dyed purple with swirls of yellow around the shiny silver buckles?"
Fruit Booter: "I've yet to determine my own sexual orientation!"
(The skateboarder, disgusted with his acquaintance's poor judgement and apparent lifestyle confusion, exits the scene)
Fruit Booter: "Sounds like a plan! Lemme just attach a pair of heavy, uncomfortable plastic boots to my feet, stuff my shoes in a backpack, and blow out my aromatherapy candles so we can go."
Skateboarder: "Why is the plastic dyed purple with swirls of yellow around the shiny silver buckles?"
Fruit Booter: "I've yet to determine my own sexual orientation!"
(The skateboarder, disgusted with his acquaintance's poor judgement and apparent lifestyle confusion, exits the scene)
by Michael is March 25, 2007
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Look better on women than men? Not really. Well, I guess they do, because women are women and men are men and I'm not attratced to men, so yeah. As for them being the only type of men's underwear that look better on women than men, hell no. Of course, it would be disturbing to see a chick in boxer briefs with the crotch holder hanging out, but I'd much rather see a chick in men's briefs than boxers.
Look better on women than men? Not really. Well, I guess they do, because women are women and men are men and I'm not attratced to men, so yeah. As for them being the only type of men's underwear that look better on women than men, hell no. Of course, it would be disturbing to see a chick in boxer briefs with the crotch holder hanging out, but I'd much rather see a chick in men's briefs than boxers.
by oh shit i'm dead January 29, 2005
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A person who is an avid user of an xbox 360 and seems to be able to buy any game when it comes out, despite the fact that they usually never have any money
The action of a boxerbator is to: Boxerbate
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by DanteNero October 8, 2010
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Jake and Dwayne are quite the boxer gays;they have made a number of videos of themselves in boxers,including "Boxer gaysJake and Dwayne-the microphone," "Boxer gaysJake and Dwayne-the snowman,"and "Boxer gaysJake and Dwayne with wild hair,the microphone and the snowman." This duo really are quite the boxer gays!
by JMC70 December 15, 2016
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Guy 1: What the hell man... why are you wearing olive green boxers with a hole in the crotch?
Guy 2: They're backup boxers... I wasn't paying attention to how much underwear I had left and I ran out of good pairs.
Guy 2: They're backup boxers... I wasn't paying attention to how much underwear I had left and I ran out of good pairs.
by Captain-Underpants April 27, 2010
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Matt: Yea, I heard he got Baxtered in the bathroom by his music teacher
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by bluewaffle bukkake May 19, 2010
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A trusted friend and companion who steals the show, is your only friend and defends you against bears.
A cat.
A trusted friend and companion who steals the show, is your only friend and defends you against bears.
A cat.
by Awesome30 May 15, 2008
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