stone bonking

To be last of a group of people.

I backed Rory to win the Masters but would you believe it, the clown is 'stone bonking" last!!

by Subbuteokid April 4, 2024

Niv Bouskila

If you spot a Niv out in the wild, you'll notice they have a pear shaped body, which comes down to a fatter, flopper ass. This makes Niv a little submissive but always the life of the party.

Niv Bouskila just got banged so much how does he so much stamina.

by XxWifeSmootherxX August 12, 2024

Niv Bouskila

A Niv Bouskila is like a shiny pokemon in a crowd. But its easy to spot because of his pear shaped body structure. The main attraction is the fatter, floppier ass, which is easy to spot. It's difficult for his ass to be held up, so he was born with tough, strong legs. Niv is the life of the party, his ass makes him a little submissive, but that's his redeeming feature.

Niv Bouskila just took on ten men into his ass and is still conscious how is that possible!!!?

by XxWifeSmootherxX August 12, 2024

Jonk Bonking

The act of Hitting somebody over the head with a comically large dildo

“Do you and your boyfriend also go jonk bonking over the weekend”

by Bigwinner2029 March 18, 2025

Bottle Bonking

The act of filling a plastic bottle with semen and squashing it all over your partner like a turkey baster.

Alternatively can be the act of inserting the bottle into a partner's orifice of choice and squeezing it, again, like a turkey baster.

My partner and I tried bottle bonking last night. It took three showers and a bath to clean the jizz off me.

by FuckTheFearTurkey April 30, 2025

El Bonkieo

Bonkieo
(adj.)
A chaotic, goofy vibe that’s weird in a low-key iconic way. El Bonkieo describes something or someone that’s stupid, funny, and unexpectedly kinda fire.

Not ugly. Not pretty. Not normal. Just bonkieo.

“Her outfit is bonkieo, but it eats.”
“He’s cute but his brain is El bonkieo.”

by Earthsigngaia December 8, 2025

snip my bonsai

shut me up with a kiss

Close your eyes and snip my bonsai

by LA99 June 14, 2017