bonking

Moii and Jade decided that bonking means WANKING. We thaught of this word cuz of how the printer woman would say Bonnie. xD

When bob is alone, he bonks over gay porn.
Shut up, im bonking.
I bonked yoor mum.

by mooseface November 5, 2006

boink

a cheesy ass way to say fuck

"dude, i boinked her!"

"...did you just say boinked?"

"i'm gay"

by pizzaman2o1o January 13, 2008

boinkability

the ability to boink or be boinked to Nth degree.

While her eyes seemed to say there was boinkability there, her nearby husband's eyes were saying bonkability.

by boneman September 19, 2006

Boonki

when something is dumb, garbage, or bullcrap

Mom: Take out the trash
You: Oh my Gosh thats Boonki

by boonki August 14, 2011

Boink!

Verb
To poke finger on someones nose, or to sit on a ball during a concert.

Noun

A word Jared Leto uses when he wants to drive the Echelon crazy.

Jared boinked the ball during the concert and fell on his butt. Ball 1 Jared 0

Jared Leto: Who wants to know a secret? BOINK!

Boink has taken the place of soon for Jared Leto

by Noele6277 October 11, 2012

Boink

An exclamation of victory, especially when smacking someone. Originated from the Team Fortress Scout character, who exclaims "Boink!" and "Bonk!" when he lands a hit with his baseball bat.

-run up behind someone and smack them on the head, and they drop what they're carrying-
"BOINK!"

by Missmaggy2u November 2, 2012

Boink

A person with an excessive amount of ass. Usually only found in males of Turkish decent or with profound Turkish features. 'Boinks' are also commonly referred to as 'Reek' and are almost always utter assholes.

LMFAO did you just see that proper Turkish looking Boink? His ass was so big he waddled like a duck. He was also a real asshole.

by 1000% Boink Facts October 21, 2018