Michael Moore: Duh...guns are bad. Ban them all.
Charlton Heston: But the Constitution says we can own them. I don't think you would like it if the government arbitrarily told you you couldn't criticize George Bush.
Moore: Duh...there was a shooting which now should negate gun rights for everyone. Ban the NRA meeting
Heston: Out of respect and sensitivity to the family of the victim, I would love to, but changing our annual stockholder's meeting, planned a year in advance, is just not feasible. And we HAVE to hold this meeting; it is not in any way, shape, or form a "gun rally."
Moore: Duh...you're so insensitive..."From my cold, dead hands?"
Heston: That was in no way, shape, or form a reference to the young girl who was shot by her classmate, dude... Really, who is that much of a jerk?
Charlton Heston: But the Constitution says we can own them. I don't think you would like it if the government arbitrarily told you you couldn't criticize George Bush.
Moore: Duh...there was a shooting which now should negate gun rights for everyone. Ban the NRA meeting
Heston: Out of respect and sensitivity to the family of the victim, I would love to, but changing our annual stockholder's meeting, planned a year in advance, is just not feasible. And we HAVE to hold this meeting; it is not in any way, shape, or form a "gun rally."
Moore: Duh...you're so insensitive..."From my cold, dead hands?"
Heston: That was in no way, shape, or form a reference to the young girl who was shot by her classmate, dude... Really, who is that much of a jerk?
by Andrew B. October 31, 2004
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I went to see Bowling For Soup, their song I'm Gay made me realize happy is actually fun intead of sulking.
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Get the Edward Bilington-cliff mug.a game usually played in a narrow college dorm hallway with the door/wall at the end of the hallway. One or many people stand in the crowded end of the hall, while the other person throws an open jar of peanut butter (room temperature) at them. the person who gets hit by the peanut butter jar gets to throw the next jar of peanut butter at them. Using glass containers of peanut butter is also an option. Hotty Toddy! kincannon 3rd floor 2004
Person 1: "I nailed you that time we played peanut butter bowling!"
Person 2: "I don't mind the pain that much, I just don't like getting so messy!"
Person 2: "I don't mind the pain that much, I just don't like getting so messy!"
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