Geese in the bog

When a girl has been fucked so many times that when you go to fuck her, her vagina is destroyed and full of questionable liquid (mostly other guys sperm) so that it’s like a bog

Guy 1: “dude, I heard you hooked up with some bitch last night”

Guy 2: “yea but she’s a slut, it’s was like geese in the bog”

by Me_bruh September 13, 2017

bog off

A word upper-middle-class kids that are up their own arse use to say 'fuck off' or 'piss off' because they are too posh to swear. It is thought, by most cool enough people to be the single worst way to tell people to go away.

"Oh my gosh! Wasn't 'Casualty' good last night?"
"No, 'Casualty' is boring and poncey."
"Bog off!"

by Tagzz January 5, 2006

grog bog

The smelliest type of poo that inevitably comes with a hangover, may have several during the coarse of the day if rum was consumed. Often referred to as an 'AGB', or After Grog Bog.

Ohh mate, just did the filthiest AGB.

Holy shit, your grog bog smells like dead rhinocerous!

by Muzzafucker June 12, 2006

bog monkey

"Bog monkeys" are an army of monkeys that can be sentenced onto someone

For example: "I'm going to send my bog monkeys" for you.

by GoatsnMonkeys May 25, 2017

bog hopper

One who hails from the countryside, commonly used to refer to farmers, though the person in question does not necessarily have to be a farmer to be a bog hopper.

"Mickey Joe is a smelly bog hopper."

by YOREMA August 15, 2003

Grog Bog

When you do a shit the morning after a big night out drinking. It will be obvious that it has been alcohol fueled.

Dude, I woke up this morning and had to do a "grog bog".

by gimmefuel999 March 14, 2011

Mud Bogging

1. much like a rim job mud bogging consists of eating out ones butthole, however the act of mud bogging is making fart noises and vibrations with your mouth on the sphinxter.

2. the opposite of motorboating.

did you eat out her ass?

hell ya man i was mud bogging all night long!

by HNGSOLO July 31, 2009