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Fapper's Block

When you are unable to obtain and keep an erection while watching porn because the pornographic media gets boring, or it doesnt give that umph you need for your member to stand salute.

Fapper's block is the reason there are millions of pornographic genres, and millions more undiscovered...
John: Yo man, teen bukkake doesnt do it for me anymore, im getting fapper's block

Peter:Dude, try milf crackwhores

2 and a half minutes later

John:yo thanks man, you got rid of my fappers block
by Fishee October 16, 2010
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Guac Block

A term used to describe a a common party foul in which one person obstructs another person's pathway to the avocado dip by standing idly by the snacks.
Man, that girl was cute, but she was guac blocking me all night.
by dcthriller February 10, 2012
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Herbie Hancock Block

1. When someone sings a song that is similar to a Herbie Hancock so you can no longer think of the correct tune.
GUY1. "Rockit! ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba" GUY 2. no! thats Axel F! GUY 1. then how does rockit go? GUY 2. "ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba. DAMN now u got me doing it! Y'all herbie hancock blocked me!
by lolllercaust January 6, 2010
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a chip off the old block

Means you are exactly like your parent(s) or older sibling or gaurdian
The man's son was a chip off the old block. With the same dark hair and blue eyes.
by juju121699 October 2, 2013
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All Blacks

Greatest rugby team in the world. Represent New Zealand. Many teams aspire to be as great as them but fall short. Last won the World Cup in 1987. Good rivals with the Wallabies (Australia)
by hammer November 17, 2003
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chip off of the old block

Where the "chip" is referring to the son (or sometimes daughter), and the "block" is referring to the father (but seldom the mother). Meaning that the offspring heavily resemble their own parents. Also meaning that the son has acquired a characteristic from their father.
Hey Johnny, that's exactly what your Pop said! You're a real chip off of the old block, ya know that?
by Coffee February 27, 2005
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New Year's Block

A condition that usually takes place the first couple of weeks into the new year, in which a person keeps writing in the last/previous year in place of the new one.
-doggonit! this is my third check today I write in the "old" year! -I know, you're not alone! I guess I got new year's block too, sorry to say.
by Cybercass December 30, 2009
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