Blob

To ring in sick for work when not actually ill.

"I couldn't be arsed to go to work today so I blobbed it."

by Pi$$flaps May 10, 2019

Flubber blob

Someone who is a cheapskate on a date.

"OMG I went on a date with a seal and I had to buy the chips."
"Wow what a flubber blob."

by ThePerfect10 January 2, 2017

Blob

A person who is a blob a massive water bubble and is a retarted shit becouse it has no brain

Person 1: lets kill blob
Person 2: ok

by Notblob September 23, 2020

Blob

Blob means

Basic
Last
Option
Bae. Someone you would fuck if it was a last resort

Bob:"your still a verigin"
Joe:"yeah I might have to fuck the blob"
Or
Bob:"fuck her"
Joe:"NO SHES THE BLOB"

by PandynXX15 October 18, 2016

Blob

A blob is a big fat human that cannot even get up due to their enormous weight gain.

I feel like a blob of jello- *urp* I'm going to burst...

by Dibberman December 20, 2022

Blob

Blob is a great person, they're funny and cool. They like raccoons too. They're a loving person and they're fun to talk with. Sometimes they're confusing though. They also love online games like Minecraft and Genshin Impact. They're crazy but in a good way.

Blob of a green apple.
Blob is a human being who exists.

by ari.by.arisa October 17, 2021

conna blob

The hottest man you will ever come across with great hair great style and great personality. He is very hot and tall if you see him you will pass out no doubt. If your his gf damn I wish I was you. He is so

attractive you don't know. He had the cutest smile ever and is so fun. He is the finest man alive hopefully he will wife you up.

Girl 1: Dude conna blob is so ducking hot
Girl 2: For realz!

by secymama444 November 1, 2022