bimbowned

When you own a bimbo because of her stupid commentary

Did you see the episode when Jeff Foxworthy bimbowned Kellie "Is Europe a country?" Pickler on his show Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader?

by ousucksdotcom July 10, 2009

bimbotwat

Usually a blond and totally stupid woman talking extreme bullshit whenever she opens her mouth.

Miss Alabama: I think PRISM is a good thing because we live in such dangerous times right now.
You: Huh? You crazy? Go lay down and die, bimbotwat.

by Loewie June 18, 2013

bimbo college

1)the ultimate distraction during school for those bimbos who could give a shit about education.
2)the spot you go when the teacher is pissing you the fuck off

"Dude, where are you going, its the middle of science class?" "I'm off to bimbo college man, fuck class"

by pop_smack_skin_it November 5, 2013

bimbo train

When a man is on the rebound from a relationship and goes through many girlfriends.

I really went through a long bimbo train before finding the right woman for me!

by bimbotrain October 29, 2015

bimbolectual

A bimbo who thinks she is or pretends to be intellectual. This word was first coined by Garima Bhatt on 24th Feb 2016 to describe the annoying pseudo-intellectual tribe of NDTV reporters. Some prominent specimens include Nidhi Razdan, Sunetra Choudhury and the mother of all bimbolectuals- Barkha Dutt.

Nidhi is such a bimbolectual, she pronounces 'sycophancy' as Psycho-fancy.

Sunetra asked bimbolectually, "Who is Kamlesh Tiwati?"
Barkha crossed all lines of bimbolectualism when she declared her method of investive journalism was to hang out with the accused in their rooms and ask them if they've "done it".

by The Devil's Advocate August 31, 2016

Bimbotainment

Stupid tricks like pretending to pull a quarter out of someone's ear, or snapping open a Zippo lighter, that a guy will perform for a drunk bimbo at the club with the hopes of impressing her so much she'll hook up with him.

His bimbotainment is so impressive he gets a new girl every weekend.

by MightyMomNom July 21, 2016

bimbocity

1. The propensity of one to act or speak like a (male or female) bimbo.
2. The likelihood of a person to not understand a given word, sentence, conversation, etc.
3. The level of a person's ignorance.

"All (s)he talks about is the Kardashians, "reality TV", and Project Runway. I bet his bimbocity quotient is higher than his (her) IQ."

by bimboDJ November 28, 2016