A term used by motorcyclists in the Toronto area. It is a combination of the words "Bibo" and "owned". Bibo was a 16-year old sportbike rider who gained notoriety in 2006 for extreme idiocy on his Honda 600RR.
He talked "gangsta". Example: "Hoes all on me!" "Wat you know bout dat?" "Zzzeeeeeen!"
He was caught by the police doing 180km/h in a 60 zone. He then openly bragged about this on the Internet. One week later, he was again caught doing 180+ km/h in another 60 zone. He cried to police and made the local headlines (radio, T and newspaper) for being such a reckless idiot. Court cases pending.
You got caught doing a wheelie? Without a helmet?? And in a school zone?!? Oh man....you got BIBOWNED.
bimbonesia also refers to a middle or high school, bimbos in these loctions IQs are under 0 and they thinks they're funny but all their jokes are bland insults. these bimbos are worse than your average bimbo and the bimbo-zone in bimbonesia is usually the bathroom.
Bimbo 1: your top is so last year!
Bimbo 2: well yea! my dasdasd is so fucking rich he could buy me anything!
Cassie: hi girls! (Oh shit I better run)
Bimbo 1: hey loser!
Bimbo 2: such a loser I bet she lives in a dump!
Cassie: why must I find bimbonesia at the worst time?
To be completly owned in a dramatic fasion. It's like being ownedtimes a million.
Steve: Dude, mike owned you at Socom
Gary: omfg who cares, i totally bizzowned his ass the next day.
Steve: oh WOW nevermind, you defiently way better than him.
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppymetrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."