Bless you

When you sneeze your sole is trying to escape your body by saying "bless you" your sole gets shoved back in to your body where it remains for all eternity, if some one dosent say bless you, your f**ked

Bob:achooooi
Cameron:bless you
Bob:thanks for shoving my sole back in my body!
Cameron:ummm ok (I need new friends)
Bob:hahaha I don’t have a life

by 0-David-0 June 17, 2018

blessed

As in Brian Blessed. A man who could out-boom God in the Booming Voice Olympics. Often described as 'shouty' in his acting performances, this is really an inadequate adjective. While the volume the man can produce is quite simply staggering and which regularly makes wilderbeast stampede for their lives even on another continent, volume alone is only part of his amazing talent. His shouting is at once deafeningly loud, jolly, heartwarming, deceptively articulate and imposing. An absolute pleasure to experience, even while your ears begin to shatter.

In addition he understands the aesthetic of contrast in further enhancing the magnitude of his shouting. He will very often speak at a delicate volume for several words in a row, and he is so well spoken you'd think he was a librarian at Cambridge. But then, without notice... "AH WELL, WHO WANTS TO LIVE FOREVER? HAHAHAHAHAHA.... DIIIIIIIIIIIVE!!!!"

In common usage today as slang for someone whose charismatic presence is felt immediately by all (example below)

person 1: omg hus dat guy hu jus came to da party?!???!"

person 2: dunno bruv, but he's bare blessed you get me!

by confused, would we? September 9, 2006

blessed

the feeling of getting/being high from smoking ganja.

Comes from the idea that it is a blessed herb put on Earth by God/Jah for mankind to utilize from creation.

(can also be shortened to simply "bless" for easier use in speech)

"Man i feel Highly Blessed inna meditation from smokin on that gangsta blunt."

by Christo Sherbert January 14, 2008

bless your heart

This basically means that you're stupid, and the person saying it feels bad for you. You may think that it's nice, but it's really an insult.

Person 1: I wonder why the Sun orbits the Earth
Person 2: Oh, bless you heart!
Bless your heart: It's an insult in Southern dialect, and means you're stupid.

by girlyshopper99 April 24, 2017

blessen

A Blessen is an amazing guy who is cool & funny. A Blessen also likes sports especially basketball. He is also a smart & tries to be ghetto. But also he Funny & very caring. A Blessen always puts a smile on your face & brightens up your day

Woah I really want to be Blessen's friends

by BmAn January 6, 2014

Good Morning and God Bless

The act of taking a shit while at the same time eating an egg salad and drinking coffee to sooth your bowels, popularize by H3H3

Mike: "Man, what's takeing Jim do long in the bathroom?"

Jim: "Good morning and God Bless"

by LargeQuantityOfGay May 22, 2018

its bless

Commonly used it by 'bad boys' or 'gangsters'. 'Bless' has many meanings with different people and different conversations. 'It's bless' usually means 'aw it's ok'.

Person1- "I don't want to go, I don't know anyone except from you".

Person2- "its bless".

by 123321@456654 August 20, 2017