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Tropical Lure Biting

Occurs when a homosexual male blows another guy in a hot tub, making sure to perform the act completely underwater with only minimal breaks for air. The man performing the act then proceeds to gobble up all of the floating ejaculate like a carp.
My gay neighbors in West Hollywood keep sneaking into the apartment jacuzzi at night. I know one of them is doing some Tropical Lure Biting because I keep hearing him come up for air every few seconds...
by SCpartcus May 12, 2009
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Murphy's Law Of Buying In Bulk

"You can keep purchasing small costlier-per-piece packages of a product till Doomsday, and you will always continue needing a sizable amount/quantity of it per week/month/year. But then just as soon as you plunk down a tidy sum for an economy-priced bulk-quantity of said commodity, your needs and/or lifestyle will immediately change, and so now you will likely never even begin to consume that much volume in your entire lifetime."

For example, you purchase several cases of plain white paraffin candles for your antique chandelier that you love to illuminate every evening, only to then discover that an electric-candle "upgrade" kit is available, and comes with fixtures that look just like the elegant candles and fit perfectly into your chandelier's holders! So now you're stuck with many hundreds of little white-wax tapers that you'll probably never have any use for.
I feel like such a total bulk-buying buffoon --- I had been consuming several expensive plywood-cutting circular-saw blades per year in my household woodworking-tasks, and so eventually I had purchased a bargain-priced fifty-pack of only-minutely-rusty "new old stock" Skilsaw-blades from a private seller on E-Bay. But then I had started using a larger-bladed table-saw for most of my panel-slicing/trimming needs, and so I've only used one or two of the circular-saw blades from the package in the many months since that time! Sounds like a classic case of "Murphy's Law Of Buying In Bulk" to me!!!
by QuacksO August 8, 2018
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biting ice cream

A fraud ass person. They ain't shit.
Julia enjoys biting ice cream so people think she is a bitch ass.
by David Chicago February 9, 2017
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Fountain Biking

As a verb. To ride a bicycle through or in a water fountain, or other man-made body of water.
It was a really hot day, so I got together with some friends and went fountain biking.

Given the many park fountains, Outremont and the Plateau are excellent areas for fountain biking.
by SuperMario8 September 8, 2008
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Snake biting

Letting someone pee into your mouth so you can go spit it into the toilet for them
My boyfriend is too busy playing Fortnite to go pee so we’re snake biting.
by thatssoteddy December 26, 2018
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Ankle Biting

A sexual act performed by two midgets. They get into a 69 position, but then bite each others ankles.
Steve Jobs and Bill Gates love to watch ankle biting porn on pay per view
by Fred Murtz Jr. April 9, 2010
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biting

when u are on somoe type of dope track and the money is coming non stop
today was a good day; it was biting hella hard rogue
by dolla bill March 31, 2005
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