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urban bourbon

1. MY shiiit...

2. The drink of Gods.

3. Look in ur cup..
Ex: You can catch me drinkn my urban bourbon Monday, Tuesday, Wensday, Thursday, Friday, Satrday, Payday, Christmas, and my Birthday.
by thisworld September 2, 2009
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Crispy Beef Bour

The world famous, sought-after Bour of the most prestigious brand, the Crispy. Large in size, light in colour, very pleasant and polite demeanour, Crispy is the standard by which all Bour excellence is measured.
"I'd trade it all for a Crispy."
by BROK February 8, 2004
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beourgasm

A word used to describe that moment when you see someone immensely good looking. Its portrayed in Japanese animation and cartoons with bloody noses and fainting at sight. Although exaggerated, this sensation is called a beourgasm!
A good looking guy/girl passes you. Naturally you faint or have a nose bleed as one does. Congratz! You've just had a beourgasm
by IINVENTEDTHEWORDBEOURGASM March 14, 2016
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Beourksnoss

Best neighbor ever always willing to help out and is retired early
My neighbor beourksnoss was so nice he gave me his daily bonus check
by Christine#Bitchdown January 29, 2022
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Beourning

by mourningbeour101 March 3, 2024
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befur

Generally, just means 'before' but is much easier, and funner to say. Commonly said by people who are drunk and when talking about the past slur and distort 'before' untill it just comes out as 'befur'.
Alvin: How many kids have you had?
Jessica: 7, i told you that 2 miniuted ago.
Alvin: LIAR! You never had any children befur!
by Jezzika August 21, 2006
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beort

1.
a beort is a word that means nothing, but is very useful when you want to yell, at an extreme volume, out of a stationary or moving car window, at a complete stranger or strangers, just to get a reaction out of them.

you can also use many different words, which are also categorised as beorts. eg. yerl, hreet, blaow, het-blaow, deyah, deyahgo, biril, bowrl, or any word that sounds like your being disemboweled, about to throw up, or are obviously totally insane. you can also yell medic, that seems to work well, too.

2.
beort and its family words, when used at normal speaking volume, can also be used as greetings to friends, or replace practically any word.
examples
1.a
guy driving by in car; BEORT!!!!!!!

guy waiting at bus stop; wtf??? did someone just get disemboweled? cos i swear i just heard someone get disemboweled. i think im going to look around in lots of directions to see where this disemboweling is taking place.

1.b
guy in car at stop lights; deyerl!!!!!!!

guy waiting to cross road; um wtf was that??? i think i just crundered in my pants, but im gonna pretend i just didnt.

1.c
guy driving by in car; Blaow!!!.. Medic!!!!!!!

Feral bum searching trash cans for spare needles, freaks out and runs into oncoming traffic.

2.a
guy going to friends house; yo bleebs

guys friend; sup biril

guy at friends house; check this sweet krelt out yo

guys friend; beort! thats some fat krelt, hyert. trade u some hreet for a hrelt?

guy at friends house; diyart, diyart indeed.
by senator beortington beortsmith December 14, 2008
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