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benjamin

This is the type of boy you will want to marry unless he breaks your heart. Although his blue green eyes are pretty don’t let them decieve you. He is a bit of a hottie tho wearing his footy shorts to show off how fit he is. He loves kids and is the perfect guy you want to marry. He is kind and his mullet makes him even better. So if you read this marry the next benjamin you see unless your name starts with a z or t or a or r.
Ah theres a benjamin he’s definitely a keeper
by notbenjieboi2 September 6, 2022
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Actual NPC thats not scared of anything aparently
Oh man you know that guy benjamin?
Yeah that NPC.
by jaykezz September 9, 2022
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Benjamin is usually a small, annoying boy who usually runs about and acts daft because he thinks he’s funny. He typically hangs around the same people because he’s too much of a hermit crab in a shell to actually talk to people. He likes those people though, he loves them a lot. He’s actually very nice, and also gives out good hugs, so he’s been told.
Who’s that?
Ah, that’s Benjamin.
What’s he doing?
Whatever he likes with no hesitation.
by bonk_is_a_funny_word October 9, 2022
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person1: I slept with him last night, his cock was massave

person2: its benjamin what do you expect
by Duxmarster November 13, 2022
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Benjamin is a quiet guy, but once you get past the outer shell, he is kind and caring and a great friend. he will stick by you no matter what people say about you and is quick to forgive.
"Wait, was that benjamin?" Answer: Yeah, he's the best."
by the >alpha December 2, 2022
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Benjamin is a funny little guy but can sometimes be a little ***hole. Besides that, he is a very passionate dude and will always love someone with all of his heart. His birthday is january 26th and he is pretty young. Dont ever pass an opportunity to meet and hang with a benjamin, you will surely regret it!
Camry-whos that?
Teal- thats benjamin
Camry- oooh he's a CUTIE
Teal- go talk to him!
Camry- ok! Wish me luck, hopefully i geta kissy kissy!! :-
by you know whoooo😏 January 26, 2023
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The low tiers are now available, but I gotta wait to get me the highest Benjamin!
by BeenjamminKaaang February 12, 2023
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