Big Book of Bullshit

A term to use when someone is clearly full of bullshit.

Person 1 : "The sky is green!"
Person 2: "Where'd you get that from, the big book of bullshit?"

by jag928 June 7, 2011

Third Lap Bullshit

When all the shit goes down on the third lap in Mario Kart. The kind of shit that drops you from 1st to 8th because someone got a blue shell and used it while you were in mid-air.

I almost got 1st in all 4 races, but some Third Lap Bullshit happened on Rainbow Road.

by BobOmbWill December 30, 2014

quasi-intelligent bullshit

an explanation, excuse, or presentation created through the knowledge of quasi-related topics to give the impression of being knowledgeable on a specific subject. Common tactic of the bullshit artist and other intelligent lairs

I forgot to read the textbook chapter and my teacher called on me, so I so I made some quasi-intelligent bullshit out of the previous chapter and some random knowledge I had.

by 0ld_W1seman December 2, 2015

bullshitter

One who talks shit, never has anything to back it up and never admits to talking shit.

Art is a classic bullshitter. He talks out of his ass and never backs up anything he says but he will never admit it.

by Mery Lopez. August 4, 2005

Bullshitter

some one that talks bullshit every time they open their mouth!

Mate 1: Hey Mate... you know that Rob, he is the biggest bullshitter ever!
Mate 2: Word!

by Wilo March 4, 2005

Bullshit Tax

(AKA BST)
The cost of chatting shit. Lie and you will be charged!

Hmmm... Did you know that frogs also come in strawberry and chocolate varieties?

Ermmmm £1 bullshit tax please!

They do

Interest rates are rising quickly! BST + VAT that's £1.50

Ok... i was lying

that's a pound then please!

by darKsparK April 20, 2006

bullshit cola

The reject cola you drink when your too broke to get brand name soda.

I'm fucking tired of bullshit cola. I want some pepsi

by Chris aka Ares December 18, 2004