Beans 

Usually a mammal's toes. Commonly used by the furry fandom or those who have feet fetish.

"Oooh... You like beans don't you? Can't wait to tickle those~ >w<" They tease on their friend

Beans by Fornyax February 14, 2025

beans 

this is how i make my baked beans:

step 1. take beans and put into a microwave safe bowl

step 2. put bowl in microwave

step 3. microwave for 45 seconds

step 4. get your favourite piece of bread (personally for me banjo's bakery rockhampton white sliced thin) anyway, toast for approximately for 2-3 minutes until golden

step 5. the bake beans are done, collect them out of the microwave

step 6. the toast is done, collect it out of the toaster

step 7. you have to let the toast cool down before spreading the butter, otherwise the butter will make it get all soggy

step 8. get butter out of fridge and spread on the white sliced thin

step 9. carefully get a large spoon and put one two, one two, two on the top and two on the bottom, (scoops of beans) and spread them out gently

step 10. grab the cheese out of the fridge

step 11. carefully slice the cheese with a VERY sharp knife but only 4 times for 4 slices

step 12. put one two, one two, two on the top and two on the bottom (slices of cheese)
step 13. num num num ENJOY (but be careful not to spill anything, mumma might get mad #PTSD)

mmmmmm i LOVE baken beans num num num!

beans by allenkey March 30, 2025

Beans. 

Used as a confirmation, like "Ok" or "10-4"

Shortened from "Cool Beans"

"Beans."

Beans. by xisonc September 8, 2022

beans and burgers 

the food of the gods. made by bald martin himself for his retarded step-son Morgan Hudson. EPIC

and for you Morgan... It's beans and burgers

beans and burgers by legitbaldmartinonyt September 23, 2019

Beans in a cup 

When a man inserts his entire penis as well as his scrotum and testicles into the appropriate orifice. For example, a man inserts his cock and balls into a girl's anus.

Omg, last night we were doing beans in a cup, I'm surprised I was able contain all of that!

Beans in a cup by Ivan Jerkinovv October 2, 2019

Beans Jump

A type of trickjump that makes no fucking sense anymore as to what it is

Xdxboxjaja: Hey guys, I found a new beans jump!

everyone else: what the fuck is beans anymore

Beans Jump by JiggsGuy November 10, 2019

Beans on toasting 

Verb - when a British person behaves dishonourably or cheats at a sport/game

"listen here matey, you were clearly beans on toasting at the cricket game this morning"

Beans on toasting by marty mcpichum December 14, 2021