alex baler moment

when you are expecting someone to be really hot and then you meet them and it's just such a disappointment...

"oh my god, I cannot believe this. This is SUCH an alex baler moment. look how much he looks like an ugly butt."

by Isabella Jonson November 24, 2011

Christian Bale it

To run away from something, requiring speed and whits.

They guy shouted out of his window because my friend took something out of the skip, so we had to Christian Bale it.

by Dakamslam June 1, 2011

Christian Bale

Best actor ever. He is talented enough to perform roles so diverse that go from the yuppie killer Patrick Bateman in American Psycho, passing through Batman and the junkie ex-boxer Dickie Englund in The Fighter, which gave him an Oscar.

When Christian Bale screams "Do I look like a cop!!!" in Batman Begins. Most badass line saying ever.

by Superpimp01 January 7, 2012

Christian Bale

Extremely talented actor who, as some may remember, sang about Santa Fe in Newsies way back in 1992. Then he turned badass and shot the shit out of Hugh Jackman in the Prestige. If Public Enemies with him and Johnny Depp isn't going to be one of the best movies ever, I will retire from watching movies.

"Feed me a stray cat"-ATM Machine
(I think I would have)
"Santa Fe, are you there? Do you swear you wont forget me?"- Christian Bale

by yorgletorlge December 22, 2008

baleda

Habitual liar. Severly aroused by men. Usually cought trying to get reoped stick shift neon back. Lover of gay bars and J.Clayton. Usually found bent over the barstools in gay bars.

Don't ever believe chris about his supposed girlfriend he is so baleda

by leionards June 24, 2008

Balentine’s Day

An additional day to Valentine’s Day on January 22nd because your girlfriend claims she needs an extra Valentine’s Day

Emma: I can’t wait for Balentine’s Day!
Nick: Do you mean Valentine’s Day?
Emma: No, Balentine’s day, it’s today. I need it now.

by The Urban Dictionary person g January 23, 2021

balegdah

An impression of a Jamaican accent by some weird Asian chick.

Card: Jamacian accent.
Asain chick: BALEGDAH.

by Dick choclate December 2, 2015