basic bitch

A definition of a girl who thinks she is awesome when she really isn't. Someone who is just being plain basic.

Guy: "damn did you see that brunette with those gorgeous blue eyes??"

Me: "oh yea that's Lana dude, careful though she's soooo BASIC."

Guy: "cant be too careful these days with them basic bitches around."

basic bitch brunette

by youngman65 April 10, 2013

Basic Shurken

A weapon small enough to be concealed in the palm of your hand.

Is that a Basic Shurken

in his hand?

No he's just happy to see me.

by Mr.Drangus September 27, 2014

Basic Faceness

Having features that are sufficient to form a face, but nothing spectacular.

He's not ugly, but his face is just so basic...he's got basic faceness.

by ElHambo November 7, 2019

Basic math

Something simple that doesn’t need an explanation. Something that is basic, obvious or common sense. Something that isn’t rocket science.

Malcom: what happened wit you and old girl?
Don: She was on some Trump shit and I wasn’t for it. It’s basic math.

by iamanthonydean May 23, 2019

Basic Bitch

A Pumpkin Spice Ice Latte from any hipster coffee shop.

Me: I’ll have a medium Basic Bitch please
Barista: One Pumpkin Spice Iced Latte coming right up!

by mrlarezzo August 27, 2019

Basic Dave

The most basic guy on the block, he tends to be the most basic person ever to exist, that is not an insult, if you've been crowned Basic Dave, you're a legend :)

hey, you see Basic Dave, I heard he's so basic, he drives a ford fiesta but overall he's an amazing guy

by Cis Knight Alex October 10, 2019

Basic Karen

See definition of Karen, except this one accuses the manager for her positive Covid test less than 24 hrs after being in the establishment

Erika: Me and my friends tested positive for Covid and the only common denominator is that place we went yesterday so I’m calling the manager

Aunt: honey, don’t be a basic Karen, you can’t get Covid that fast.

by littlebrowngirl June 20, 2020