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Sweaty Bastard

This term derives from the popular annual video game series 'Fifa'. It is used as a dig to describe a video gamer who ONLY scores sweaty(cheap) goals which normally consist of cut backs, double cut backs, lobbed though balls and one-two's...

A sweaty bastard loves footballers with preferably 90+ sprint speed and a formation with 5 at the back.
"You sweaty bastard, 'Insert Insult' " *Rage Quit*

A couple of youtube examples:
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by PWride January 7, 2012
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dumb bastard

Someone who is dumb and likewise a bastard.
by DJ Deezy January 9, 2008
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bastard

• child without married parents
• One who is narcissistic and unknowingly frustrating
The killer of kenny
• A 70's band which changed thier name to Motörhead and became one of the best bands ever.
Your parents aren't married, hence you are a bastard. You covered dog shit with a leaf and left it outside your brothers' front door because you thought it was funny, you bastard. You killed kenny, you bastard.
by Kung-fu Jesus July 29, 2004
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bobby bastardseed

A man who has children with several women that he does not support, legitimize , or accept responsibility for in anyway.
Bob does not support his children but continues to be a Bobby Bastardseed and spread his semen around the world.Thus creating more bastard children.
by A.J.Kilgus June 10, 2006
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horrible bastard

an obnoxious, power crazy, odd shaped, vindictive & loves a bit of drama person who can only be described as a horrible bastard. this person is a manager it is an outrage.
what goes around comes around u horrible bastard, u will get ur day & its been a long time coming!
by odd shaped hater February 14, 2008
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boner biting bastard

An insult similar to cocksucker. Originates from the song "Uncle Fucka," performed by comedians Terrence and Phillip" in the movie "South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut." Considered more offensive than cocksucker in that it is a bit more graphic and calls the person a bastard, implying that the person either was born out of wedlock or is of questionable moral character.
"Shut your fucking face, uncle fucka!
You're a boner biting bastard, uncle fucka!"
-Terrence and Phillip, "Uncle Fucka"

Jamal: "You're a cocksucker."
Evan: "Oh yeah, well you're a nobgobbler."
Jamal: "If you were a dinosaur, they would call you sucksalottacock."
Evan: "Well if your parents could name you again, they'd name you Isaac York-Hawk."
Jamal: "You spend more time on your knees than a Gregorian monk."
Evan: "Well you're a boner biting bastard."
Jamal: "Come on man, that was uncalled for."
Evan: "Yeah, I guess so. Sorry."
by Nicholas D March 15, 2009
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bastard bitch

A particularly nasty female, i.e. a "superbitch".
Not only did she clean me out, she lied to all her friends that I was useless in bed - BASTARD BITCH!"
by prairiefire May 21, 2010
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