Barmergency

A word to describe a situation within the legal profession when Counsel need to be booked at the last minute.

Oh no, I've just realised that there is a hearing at 1pm today and I haven't booked Counsel. I've got a serious barmergency on my hands!

by WherebyartthouRomeo April 28, 2011

Barnesing

You are hungry. Or just want to eat. You actually don't really even need to be hungry. It occurs if/when there is food, the smell of food, talking about getting food, or if you hear someone thinking about food.

I know I just ate literally all of the food at the buffet 10 minutes ago, but I'm totally barnesing for more food.

by Muhfucker August 11, 2014

beefy barker

a huge line of coke...thick and long line of the white lady...

Cat Daddy: "did you see that beefy barker that milt just snarfed up?"

Hildork: "milts a legend!"

by badback9 November 4, 2007

phil the barber

A man who gets a nose ring at 40 years old

"Yea they say he's clinging to some twisted form of his youth , quite the phil the barber actually ."

by JiveassCracker January 30, 2015

T-Shirt Banner

Those hot ass, big tit girls that are on the right of your web page at the moment.

That girl in that T-Shirt banner is hot!
I wish I replaced her T-Shirt with my jizz.

by An Intelligent Pineapple February 10, 2010

Barnetted

Barnetted is a shorter way of saying you're Off your barnett, used in the North West of England by the local beak heads.

Example 1:
Ryan: "Lad I am barnetted here you know"

Example 2:
Clubber: "Got any numbers for a beak?"

Tom: "Yeah lad, here you go, it's power you know, you will be barnetted all night!"

by FlappedJoint September 4, 2012

Barber Tap

That uncomfortable feeling in the barber chair where the "patient" hands rub up against the barbers genitalia. It can also be the "barber" aggressively slapping an apron on a minor to "tap" his package.

Finally, barber tapping is a popular phenomenon at crowded bars in the Midwest. Particularly hanging out by the girls can.

Ronnie just Barber Tapped me while I was getting my hair cut, time to use a Flobee....

"I just barber tapped Lucy on her way to the can, did she get implants?"

by Donkeyboy32 October 9, 2014