by Luap Sille March 07, 2005
Noah Sayres.
by Helga the Duck March 25, 2009
When a girl gives a guy head, and just before ejaculating, the guy pulls out and cums on his hand. He then takes the load and slaps the girl in the face and runs away shouting "sticky bandit! sticky bandit!"
by MattPR December 15, 2005
One who steals bras from girls' dormitories and random apartments in the city and sells them for a living. Operations are conducted worldwide by the BBG, the Bra Bandits Guild. All bra bandits are trained to be equivalently stealthy as ninjas, to have the sense of smell of bloodhounds, and to have the tenacity of pirates.
by bra bandit October 24, 2005
When done plowing the hoe you spit lipper juice in her snapper, slap her on the ass, and yell get along little doggy!
Dude, I gave that girl I met the other night "The Dirty Bandit" and she didn`t enjoy it as much I as thought she would!
by Jameson 42 November 13, 2009
One who steals dildos. Often for the mere fun of it. Dildo bandits are very devious and should never be trusted, especially with a dildo.
Alexa: Hey Jenni, have you seen my dildo lying around anywhere?
Jenni: Oh yeah its in my sock drawer, near the butt plug.
Alexa: Jesus you're such a fucking dildo bandit.
Jenni: Here you can have it back you little slut. I was gonna tell you to go fuck yourself anyway.
Jenni: Oh yeah its in my sock drawer, near the butt plug.
Alexa: Jesus you're such a fucking dildo bandit.
Jenni: Here you can have it back you little slut. I was gonna tell you to go fuck yourself anyway.
by RidiculouslyRoasted September 30, 2009