Taco Bandit

An Mexican who's been in America for more than 10 years,but still "no can speaka da ingles",but wants to make $25 hour

"I told dat little taco bandit that the telemarketing job was filled"

by San Diego Ken October 27, 2003

Bandit

a thief
someone who steals, then rides away
drive by kisses and midnite smooches

Lynn is a bandit who stole my heart

by bandit0 September 23, 2005

babbity scrowl

An utterance, often exclamatory, used to denote either a loss for words, or to express a disinterest in using recognizable words to express a thought. This phrase may be modified as the speaker sees fit, given the speaker's mood or the context in which the phrase is uttered. Such modifications have been known to include "bap bappity", "babbity", "scrowl", or "scrowlitty bap".

Exclamation -
Aaron: "Dude, you look wasted! How many joints did you smoke tonight?!"

David: "Babbity scrowl!"

Interjection -
Aaron: "Bro, did you see that chick? She was totally..."
David: "Bap bappityyy!!"

by introspectacle April 11, 2011

backstage bandit

n. A person who attempts to engage in anal intercourse with an unsuspecting victim; usually found lurking closely behind people.

"eat monkey shit you boner peddling backstage bandit"

by chamaeleon March 12, 2004

jam bandit

One who follows religiously, but does not participate in "jam sessions" performed by "jam bands." These individuals are often adorned in tie-dyed apparel, hemp accessories, and Birkenstock sandals. The vernacular of such individuals involves such words as "yeah" and "man." Those who are most immersed in "the scene" may have a deep and passionate appreciation for crystals.

BYSTANDER #1: Do you smell a mix of patchouli and trust funds?

BYSTANDER #2: Yeah...a group of jam bandits just passed us. They've apparently been following Yonder Mountain String Band around the country for the last 3 years.

by gap tooth grin April 30, 2009

Blind Bandit

While receiving a blow job you cum in her eyes and steal her purse.

If you need further explanation you're probabably about to be a victim of a blind bandit and you best close your eyes next time.

by FleaWard45 April 28, 2013

sex bandit

One who often obtains sex for himself in a quick or mischievious manner.
see also "steal it"

That Nick Yurick is a sex bandit.

by Nick Yurick July 17, 2005