Baggin's Breakfast

Breakfast of eggs, biscuits, and a pipe, shared by Bilbo Baggins and Gandalf on their journey. Adopted by stoners as a pseudonym for "wake and bake".

Stoner 1: What are you doing tomorrow?
Stoner 2: Gonna have a Baggin's Breakfast and watch a movie. Wanna join me?
Stoner 1: I'll bring the Baggin's if you bring the Breakfast!

by OverripeMeat November 16, 2011

Dildo Baggins

Riley Reed at the airport.

Look! There's Dildo Baggins.

by Rinocicornicus May 16, 2021

Baggin' Huss

The process of picking up women. Also refers to making out with women, getting laid, or any attempted encounter with a woman. (Primarily used by men, but also open to women).

"Hey man, what're you doing tonight?"

"Going out to bag some huss man, you coming with??"
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Teacher: "How about you Johnny, what does your dad do for a living?"

Johnny: "My dad's a professional huss bagger!"
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Girl #1: "Ladies, what should we do tonight? Maybe go for a glass of wine?"

Girl #2: "Yeah that sounds great!"

Girl #3: "Screw that, I wanna be baggin' huss all night long!"

by jpus September 3, 2012

jimbo baggins

A name given to A great, red headed step father who's name is really 'Jim' by his stepchild. All in loving fun, of course. :)

Hey mom! How are you and jimbo baggins?

by WiseOldGoat April 18, 2018

Duffel Baggin'-it

The act of "shoving" or strategically placing your flaccid/semi-plump penis into an already stale vagina. This simulates stuffing smelly, wrinkled cloths into a duffel bag that's too small. This uninspired state of one's floppy member is known by many names. However ,this concentrates solely on act, of "Dufflin'"

Lizzy- "Is it...?...Is it in?....."

(Troy's inner monologue- "........I'm just gunna Duffel Bag-it.....she won't know the difference, especially after that Xanax kicks in.")

Troy - "uhm........Gettin' there......."(intermittent breaths, dripping sweat, chapped lips and dry pussy)

Duffel Baggin'-it

by Yeha Brother April 19, 2021

Shakkle Baggin

To agree with someone, but disagree with their moral values.

Yo' bitch, i shakkle baggin, gimme ma shit. or. But Grapes, those are mine, of course i shakkle baggin

by Hombre July 6, 2004

Paper Baggin’

Feeling insecure (maybe even suicidal) and would rather put a bag over your head. Paper > plastic.

Person 1: I wanna fucking kill myself. I’ve been sizing plastic bags over my head.
Person 2: you don’t mean that.
Person 1: I even checked them for leaks and put on a Keith Urban album.
Person 2: Paper not plastic, my good chum!
Person 1: Paper Baggin’ it I guess! Thanks. I love you ❤️

by Trippin’n’whippin April 4, 2021