Bagel Song

You don't need to define the bagel Song, because the bagel Song defines itself.

The fuckin' bagel Song

by WTFC's? October 16, 2008

bagel burn

The rash a man gets after drity bagelin'

Steve had to take an ice bath to soothe his severe case of bagel burn.

by Dylan April 13, 2005

cock-bagel

A bagel that has been violated out of desperation, or loneliness.
Also used as an insult to someone that is currently pissing you off.

A : Matt has cock-bagels
C : HAH!

or

A : Shut up you cock-bagel piece of shit.
M : Ouch

by Sand E. Titties March 17, 2008

Los Bagels

An awesome cafe in Northen California offering Jewish/Hispanic foods such as rugalah and empanadas, and of course bagels. They carry quailty foods that are as good for you as they are tasty. They also sell menorahs and have sales on dia de los muertos.

"Hey Ian, lets go pick up a bagel with hummus and larrupin at Los Bagels"

by shit colored sunshine October 17, 2007

Bananto Bagel

The act of putting your dick in the hole of a bagel, then proceeding to fuck a girl anally who just took a shit and didn't wipe then after, she then eats the shit covered bagel, bite by bite off your dick.

i totally gave that girl the bananto bagel yesterday!!

by supperrslut6969XxX June 29, 2011

Hairy Bagel

The area around a guy's navel. When both hands are used to scoop the flabby hairy gut flesh together in a circle, the navel and skin around it become the hairy bagel.

"I'll bet that fat dude could make a wicked hairy bagel."

"I don't have enough beer gut or stomach hair to make a hairy bagel"

by finnegan217 December 4, 2006

Stud Bagel

Like a Stud Muffin, only Jewish

Dude, your wife is a babe, You must be a real Stud Bagel

by Sgt. I.M. Nobody January 17, 2009