Split Bongo

When you spread your ass cheeks apart and someone slaps you directly in the butthole

Josh: Hey Cass, I want you to give me a split bongo.

Cass: I’m gonna slap your bongo so hard you’ll burp

by Elevatedsack March 27, 2024

Ali Bongo

A ginger so called bricklayer who rapes hoddys and smells like a meat pie and is so ugly he could make an onion cry 😢

"Can you smell steak and kidney mixed with hoddy smeg?" " Yes I can I think Ali Bongo the hoddy rapist has just turn up " "oh yes he has fuck me he's one fugly munter "

by mr cod January 21, 2024

Bongo Beater

Something that makes 0 sense or an unbelievably bad take.

Tom : Was Hitler really bad?
Matt: You're such a bongo beater

OR
Matt: That's a bongo beater

by QueenLatisha May 30, 2022

Bongos

Bongos

Glory to the Bongos!

by conceders July 3, 2023

Bongola, Bongo Cha Cha Cha

The famous and starting words of "Bongo Cha Cha Cha" by Goodboys that are said in like a furniture store or something.

Eel Eye Juh: Bongola, Bongo Cha Cha Cha!
Elijah: Shut the hell up

by FHJordan November 26, 2024

Bongo

Avatar - State Tyler1

He's gone Bongo

by TunaBread July 1, 2020

Congo-a-bongo

“Congo-a-bongo” Meaning to lick or fondle the breasts of a woman, this phrase is used in some ways to censor the actually meaning so no kiddies know what you mean

“Can I Congo-a-Bongo?”

“Lets Congo-a-Bongo!”

by Jinsayng-tamarack July 5, 2025