A unit for the measurement of time, named after Usain Bolt’s fastest 100m dash of 9.58 seconds, that’s often used in contexts when being fast is undesirable
“Oh my god Jessica, he literally lasted two and a half Bolts, then nutted inside of me without any warning”
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“LOL what a virgin”
by fredfredburger February 9, 2023
Get the Bolts mug."You can heave and strain on da wrench till Doomsday and never get a stubborn bolt loosened, but then just as soon as you ask a stronger --- and probably very busy himself --- person to come and help, DAT'S when da blasted bolt actually WILL yield, either when you give a final demonstrative yank on da wrench to show da second person how supposedly stuck da bolt is, or when he himself hauls back on da wrench and said previously-cranky bolt unscrews with little effort on his part, indicating dat your OWN last tug actually HAD cracked it free after all, and so if you had 'just given it one more go' yourself, you actually COULD have gotten da bolt out on your own, without having to interrupt your now-ears-smokingly-annoyed-at-being-needlessly-called-away colleague in da first place."
I wonder if da inventor of da impact wrench had originally felt prompted to do so due to his having frequently encountered Murphy's Law of Bolt-Loosening???
by QuacksO February 13, 2023
Get the Murphy's Law of Bolt-Loosening mug.That Prime Minister Sunak is a right Bolt Seeker cancelling rules that didn't exist.
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by anonymous September 22, 2023
Get the Bolt Seeker mug.A seemingly crazy person, ie they have a screw loose and therefore need a bolt to tighten it.
Someone that does something insane, such as voting Tory or eating paint.
Someone that does something insane, such as voting Tory or eating paint.
PM Sunak is a right Bolt Seeker, cancelling rules that don't exist.
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Anyone that rides a bicycle without a helmet is a total Bolt Seeker
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Anyone that rides a bicycle without a helmet is a total Bolt Seeker
by anonymous September 22, 2023
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