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benjamin

This is the type of boy you will want to marry unless he breaks your heart. Although his blue green eyes are pretty don’t let them decieve you. He is a bit of a hottie tho wearing his footy shorts to show off how fit he is. He loves kids and is the perfect guy you want to marry. He is kind and his mullet makes him even better. So if you read this marry the next benjamin you see unless your name starts with a z or t or a or r.
Ah theres a benjamin he’s definitely a keeper
by notbenjieboi2 September 6, 2022
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Actual NPC thats not scared of anything aparently
Oh man you know that guy benjamin?
Yeah that NPC.
by jaykezz September 9, 2022
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Benjamin is usually a small, annoying boy who usually runs about and acts daft because he thinks he’s funny. He typically hangs around the same people because he’s too much of a hermit crab in a shell to actually talk to people. He likes those people though, he loves them a lot. He’s actually very nice, and also gives out good hugs, so he’s been told.
Who’s that?
Ah, that’s Benjamin.
What’s he doing?
Whatever he likes with no hesitation.
by bonk_is_a_funny_word October 9, 2022
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person1: I slept with him last night, his cock was massave

person2: its benjamin what do you expect
by Duxmarster November 13, 2022
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Benjamin is a quiet guy, but once you get past the outer shell, he is kind and caring and a great friend. he will stick by you no matter what people say about you and is quick to forgive.
"Wait, was that benjamin?" Answer: Yeah, he's the best."
by the >alpha December 2, 2022
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Someone that everyone loves because he is the nicest person you’ll meet. He is also extremely funny (although that might just be due to people laughing at his lisp) and never makes thing about himself. He’s extremely handsome and tall and has an obvious resting bitch face, however once you start talking to him he is warm and goofy and fucking weird. He has the nicest eyes EVER and has a noticeably nice smile which will light up any room he walks into. He is mysterious and deep which makes him seem unapproachable and is full of surprises like his intelligence and skills when it comes down to his tongue.
“Benjamin is so fit
by Mary483 December 23, 2022
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A great friend and quite nerdy however horrible with people of the opposite gender. He will try his best to gain a partner however will almost always be rejected. Despite this he will try again and again in desperation.
"Wait he got rejected again???"
"Yeah ofc, he's a Benjamin."
by Ivn:D January 9, 2023
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