Battle of the Josh’s

A day in a middle of a field off the side of the highway in Lincoln, Nebraska, all the Josh’s in the world will fight until there’s only one.

Bro: Hey, it’s national battle of the Josh’s day, you know what that means.
Josh: Really?! I’m winning

by Robert Pattinson is the best April 22, 2021

Battle for Caution's McGriddle

An object show about 20 fucking stupid objects battling for a shitty McGriddle. The worst character is OHGEE$Y. I mean, seriously. He's the worst.

Friend 1: "I'm in such a good mood today! I think I'll go play some golf!"
Friend 2: "Before you go, do you want to watch Battle for Caution's McGriddle with me? A new episode just came out today."
Friend 1: "DAMMIT! DAMMIT! DAMMIT!"

*Friend 1 cracks Friend 2's head open with his golf club.*

by Marguerite117 October 2, 2021

Battle Junkie

Someone who gets off(high) on the adrenaline rich that comes from engaging in combat (battle) between individuals or armed forces. Usually the stronger and or more capable the opponent the better the high is for them. They relish in being in the heat of combat.

In Our fight Kevin was laughing. In the face of dire peril and overwhelming power, he can’t control himself.

Dude is a hardcore battle junkie!

by Lawn city July 31, 2022

Saddle Batter

The warm, thick, wet substance that forms along the saddle, or taint, during physical activity - particularly bike riding.

After that 60-mile bike ride through Borneo, I had some major saddle batter souping up.

by Ruge July 6, 2009

low battery day

A down day.

This is a perfect song for a low battery day.

by voicemails May 8, 2014

fap battle

First one to fap wins!

Johnny and Sam engage in a fap battle, first one to finish wins!

by Bob5902 January 27, 2016

diss battle

Battle w a lot of dissing, obviously.

"Let's go on a diss battle with William!"
"Yes, bruh. He won't know what hit him."

by lentwencu April 16, 2016