broblems

Problems with your bros/friends.

Dude! I've got plenty of broblems

by EggYellow December 2, 2016

Brobots

A bunch of bros that look the same

Fucking brobots.

by Billy Goldtsein January 1, 2017

Brobots

A bunch of bros that look the same

Fucking brobots.

by Billy Goldtsein January 1, 2017

Brobe

The coolest member of your friend group. They are always the most respected member and everyone can always rely on them for anything. A brobe is always a super cool fun person that is probably more mature then the rest of the group but know how to have a lot of fun. Not every friend group has a brobe, brobes are a special breed of person. If you have a brobe in your friend group you are extremely lucky.

Friend one: Have you seen Brobe?
Friend two: No, he is probably out saving lives.

by BrobeSquad March 19, 2020

brobligation

Portmonteau of "Bro" and "Obligation". If you are bros with someone, no matter how shitty his band is or how mind-numbing his poetry is, you are obligated to be his number one fan. Or, you know, decide to take some time off from each other while you consider new bros that might be a better match for each of you.

"Dude, you read my book yet?"
"Naw man, haven't had the time."
"You got to make the time dogg. You've got a brobligation to fulfill!"

by Karl Denning IIIthousand April 7, 2009

Brobortion

When A Bro has brocrastinated so much that he now faces being kicked out of the circle of friends...a brotherly abortion...

bro #1 : Billy still hasn't come around he keeps brocrastinating

bro #2 : I know...it might be time for a brobortion

by Toafuckinganimalinstinct January 9, 2010

brobag

scrotum, publical sack, ball sack, testicle bag, gonad satchel, sack of oranges, jizz bag

Dude, you totally kicked Nick in his brobag, causing him to fall over in pain and cry like a little bitch.

by PooperSnooper January 8, 2011