aperil

a penis of a man.

wow you have a very long aperil!

by jighabeef August 22, 2008

Aspergers

A label given to absolute fuckwits who like to be rude, annoying, disrespectful and just pure arse holes - because it is a part of their 'condition'.

refuse to take reaponsibilty for their actions due to having 'a condition'.

Person with condition says something totally rude, bang out of order.

Other person says 'you can't say things like that to people buddy, it's just not right....'
Person with condition 'ahh it's ok, I have aspergers. It's not my fault....'
FUCK OFF!!!

by Fizzy bubble fart juice March 23, 2016

Alperen

He is acting he is a empty box

Alperens be like:*Doing Weird Sounds*
*Using Glasses*
*eeeeeeğeğeeğeeeeee*

by EmirhanOkmen March 1, 2019

Aperture

A gaping orifice of uncomprehensible dimensions.

"What's that noise? It sounds like someone hosing down the pavement."

"It's Misty having a piss."

"Holy shit! That's a big mother-fucking aperture."

by A & S October 29, 2006

asperugo

Originated in Canada in 2004, asperugo comes from a bunch of jumbled letters. It means shitty computer. Like ones that don't work, or when you're on MSN they sign you out multiple times because they're just fucking stupid.

*FF signs in*
*FF signs out*
*FF signs in*
*FF signs out*
Caitlin: Whoa, asperugo!!

by Super Cool Cat. November 20, 2004

Apers

1. A thrashy trashy punk group whom less than half of the world even knows about.

2. The word you use when you want some hot lovin'

3. An ape with taste for smooth jazz and socks. Loves singing in the rain, eating, making fun of, and getting high.

1: "Have you ever heard the band Apers?"
" What the fuck is that?"
2: "I wanna get Apers tonight."
"Go for it!"

3: "My god, jovie. Your such an APERS!!"

by Jellbrow February 10, 2008

ampersand

An emo way of saying and.

Person #1: & today I got wristbands & earrings & wifebeaters & glasses
Person #2: go away emo.

by &m0 May 31, 2005