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Cock block awareness day

Cock block awareness day falls on the September 12th of every year.
John: "Hey, did you hear about tomorrow? It's Cock block awareness day."
by Kegmeister October 4, 2012
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full moon awakening

A full moon awakening is when one is sleeping another person goes up to the sleeping person and puts their bare ass on the sleeping persons face.
Hey Harry is sleeping let’s go make him have a full moon awakening! he’s gonna love this hairy ass in his face.
by versace.noose March 23, 2020
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awake-over

Where you get drunk but unfortunately don't fall asleep and have to suffer through the sobering process.
Pat: Dude, I couldn't fall asleep after drinking last night.
John: You had your first awake-over.
Pat:...
Pat:Tool.
by JohnnySpritelkidel November 26, 2009
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loner awareness day

The day also known as February 14th. On this day single people eat chocolate and ice cream because they don't have a valentine.
Hey Chrissy, you should come over for loner awareness day.
by I think I'm in love again September 15, 2016
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National Obesity Awareness Day

Yo it’s Thanksgiving

No it’s National Obesity Awareness Day
by ThatDog November 28, 2019
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rude awakening

The act of putting a thumb over the mouth of a bottle of champagne and then agitating it order to bring it to the highest possible pressure. The bottle is then thrust into the anus of an unsuspecting girl (or, preferrably, a sleeping whore), thereby shooting champagne into her rectal cavity violently.

Generally, the finer the whore, the finer the champagne that should be used. In the case of a 4 dollar "ho", malt liquor may be used.
"The recoil from that rude awakening was quite a mess."

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The malt liquor must have fermented in her ass after the rude awakening, because I went to work drunk after that 9 AM rim job.

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"The prostitute wanted to charge me extra after I gave her a rude awakening, but I told her to f' off and left. She couldn't get up without malt liquor leaking out her ass, so she made an un-hasty chase."

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"I rushed my rude awakening and hit the wrong hole. Wouldn't have been so bad if she wasn't on the menses at the time. Let's just say there was cotton and chunks of blood everywhere.
by scorpionmintred October 1, 2005
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Sexual awakening

Having a feeling of an imaginary orgasm everytime you see a new sexy man thats hotter than the one you've seen before.
When i see a new man i have a sexual awakening.
by InTheBooty27 September 3, 2016
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