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Skibidi Autism 

The term "Skibidi Autism" is used to describe a person who is obsessed with Skibidi Toilet; the main owner of this disorder often being children.
My seven-year-old cousin has Skibidi Autism.
Skibidi Autism by betagoblin September 28, 2023

Vaccines cause autism 

Term used by most karens of facebook, stating a thought that most vaccines cause autism, albeit with no citation.
Karen: *googles vaccines cause autism*
Google: Your search for "vaccines cause autism" did not match any documents.

high functioning autism 

A developmental disorder, usually diagnosed in childhood, where the person behaves in a distant manner and haves difficulties socializing. Some high functioning people with the condition are actually quite bright. The person with the condition is NOT retarded. In fact, as I said, some are quite bright.
High functioning autism is a developmental disorder.

Weapons Grade Autism 

Someone whose autism is so advanced they can locate cockwombles using astronomy.
(Capture the Flag season 3 Shia Le'bouf)
"Wow those dudes that found Le'bouf in the hidden cabin .......Man ! That's weapons Grade Autism ! "
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Weapons Grade Autism by Chiron December 8, 2017

Social Autism 

Relating to the social retard or social retardation. A person who causes undue awkwardness and misses normal social cues during conversation, while technically being considered "normal".

Unlike a social retard, this person is usually of a high IQ, and manages to sporadically control the conversation with an interesting, savant-like twist for specific subjects and topics.

Common in academia, conspiracy theorists, and certain fanatics.
Jason was not a social retard, he had social autism. People avoided speaking around him unless they wanted to discuss the life history of Bob Marley. In the alternative, he was great to have on your team for music trivia night.
Social Autism by k8 on the water November 18, 2009

I Am Autism

The worst fucking ad ever
have you watched I Am Autism?

No, it's the worst fucking ad in the world.