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aller

a truly amazing girl, who at anytime by doing anything can make you fall in lover with her. she's one of a kind, and is deffinately one who you'll love to joke around with <3. she's got the smile that could brighten up anyone's day, and the kiss that'll leave you speechless. She's got the eye's of an angel, which aren't that hard to get lost in. She's amazing, enough said.
Holy shit, you're Aller.
by cheeeeks220 July 23, 2007
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Dick Alert

A Dick Alert is...

1. A thing someone says to there friends right before a dickhead walks up to them.
2. A new item that goes off when someone is getting raped (fucked in the ass/pussy when they dont wont it to happen) by another male/female in prison.
3. A (silent) alarm (also known as Pig Alert or popo alert) that goes off when cops are pullin up into a meth lab.
4. Someone that woke up from a bad dream (involing a dick) and where very alert from it.
1. Person1: OH SHIT "DICK ALERT"!
Person2: OH FUCK WE NEED TO RUN BEFORE HE GETS HERE!
Person1: Good idea!

2. Alarm: "Dick Alert" "Dick Alert" "Dick Alert"
Cops: omfg get in there fast and stop the raping!

3. (Silent) Alarm: "DICK ALERT"
Person1: OH FUCK! Everyone fire at the dicks (cops, pigs, or popo)

4. Person1: -awakes fastly after dream- oh shit dick alert!!! i had that dream again!!!!
by Taterbawls January 9, 2010
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Amber Alert on his face

That creepy half-beard a lot of perverts tend to grow. Like Four O'Clock Shadow but overgrown.

Named for the Amber Alert system, used to locate abducted children.
If a man with an Amber Alert on his face ever offers you candy, for the love of God say NO.
by Graphhhhhhhhhhh April 10, 2010
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Cunt Alert

When a cunt is spotted in your vicinity.

Hand in the air, shout "Boys, boys/lads lads, we have a cunt alert"
Bektas: Mate, you seen this cunt?

Scott: Mate, I think we have a cunt alert
Billy: Cunt ALERT!
Altogether: *hands raised* "CUNTTT ALLEEEERRRTTTT"
by ScotteYx February 16, 2013
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Stacy Alert

In the movie Wayne's World, Wayne and Garth are always avoiding Wayne's ex-girlfriend Stacy, so when she's coming they shout "Stacy Alert".

"Stacy Alert" is therefore a generic heads-up when a person you want to avoid is approaching.
Stacy: Well, don't you want to open your present?
Wayne: If it's a severed head I'm going to be very upset
Stacy: Open it.
Wayne: What is it?
Stacy: It's a gun rack.
Wayne: A gun rack... a gun rack. I don't even own *a* gun, let alone many guns that would necessitate an entire rack. What am I gonna do... with a gun rack?
Stacy: You don't like it? Fine. You know Wayne, if you're not careful, you're going to lose me.
Wayne: I lost you 2 months ago. We broke up. Are you mental? Get the net!

"UH OH! STACY ALERT!"
by newsvava February 17, 2009
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Allerve

To do innapropriate things with many people at once.
I allerved the kids.

I allerve

We allerve together
by Uncle Bad Touch January 21, 2010
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ALERTRED

When a hoe tries to be a main but she's just a side
She tryed to be my main hoe alertred
by You chocolate dropper July 21, 2018
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