anal assist

when a guy is plowing a girl and his homie pulls up and goes in for the anal assist

don't worry dawg I got you with the ~anal assist~ (said in a cod voice similar to "insta kill")

by angstyjuul May 7, 2021

supermarket assistant

Aunty's cookies Gunna have me all fucked up.... Aka can I have 5 marijuana's 👾

If you can't find the cookies ask the supermarket assistant.

by Lost then found July 15, 2021

pernicious assistance

Help provided against the will of the provider and/or recipient

The grocery store bagger, in a fine display of pernicious assistance, quickly jammed my groceries into the paper bag, despite my saying "no thanks," as I finished paying the cashier. "It's my job, ma'am," his mouth said, as his eyes told me to get out of the way of the rest of the line.

by Pernicious Assistant November 10, 2021

Pernicious Assistance

Help provided against the will of the recipient and/or giver

The grocery store bagger, in a fine display of pernicious assistance, quickly jammed my items into the bag, despite my saying "no, thanks" as I paid the cashier. "It's my job, ma'am," said his mouth, as his eyes told me to stop blocking the line.

by Pernicious Assistant November 10, 2021

Nico/Assist

Our God you should worship him he's everything you're not people aren't obsessed with you they're obsessed with Nico 🙌👏🙏🙇
Live love laugh Assist all hail Nico‼️

"Omg look there's a Nico! 😻"
"WHERE??? "
"RIGHT THERE DUMB BIYCH"
"Nico/assist is the best let's worship him hoe‼️"

by Lovely Esther September 27, 2021

Relationship Assistant

Someone you employ to help fill in the gaps that your main relationship is no longer meeting.

May be on a permanent or temporary basis, paid or unpaid.

Services can include companionship, advice or sexual favors.

Leon: "Dating Stacey is so hard. She's always away on business."
Fred: "Why don't you talk to Kylie? She's a professional relationship assistant."

by just like honey November 21, 2021

4th assist

A mysteriously non-useful but pleasant position in the OR.

This Jabroni was 4th assist in our OR case.

by SurgeryBro February 2, 2022