Pulling shit out of my ass

When someone is making up a bunch of bull shit right on the spot. Usually done when the person has no idea what they are talking about.

"Who stole my ipod???"

"I don't know maybe some leprechaun, came in the middle of the night and then pranced down the street singing I stole your ipod!"

"WTF??"

"Dude i'm just pulling shit out of my ass, if you wait a little bit i'll get you a bigger pile..."

by Chinamartgoer November 21, 2009

shit bag bitch ass hoe mother fucker

An insult generally used to insult someone that you hate with a passion

You shitbag bitch ass hoe mother fucker!!

by Cammie September 30, 2004

Shit On My Ass

Shit On My Ass (etymology: Mod. English; portmaneau of the phrases "shit" and "ass," with "on my" forming the liaison) is a vulgar phrase expressing an utter discontent in an occurence, (e.g. where the conjuction "Shit!" would be used). Offshoots may include: shit on my dick, shite on my arse, holy shit on my ass, and the extremely long "piece of shit motherfucker on my ass."

Teacher: You failed the test, Stan.

Stan: Shit on my ass!

Brittany: I'm cheating on you, Stan.

Stan: You piece of shit motherfucker on my ass!

by ceaseanddesistsir April 9, 2010

Shit Fire Out My Ass

When you literally shit fire out of your ass, causing a severe burning sensation. Usually after eating bad mexican or chinese food.

I went home and shit fire out my ass because of all that damn mexican food I ate.

by P-Dog Hilton May 23, 2009

shit on my ass

problem with someone or something that needs to be taken care of or gotten rid of, better if done earlier than later before it spreads everywhere

Wife: I just spent $300 on knick knacks!
Husband: (mutters to himself) fucking bitch is shit on my ass

by R Morris August 31, 2006

eat my ass with that weak shit

When someone tells you something so fucking preposterous that you just have to set them straight.

Idiot: Yo you wanna go eat a gluten & Dairy free vegan muffin with me?
Boy: You better eat my ass with that weak shit.

by Dat Hero November 17, 2016

no shit off my ass

1. when a decsion or action affects you in no way

2. when you don't give a fuck

guy 1: hey i can use ur computer to check fantasy football

guy 2: ya sure, its no shit off my ass

by beanboy88 January 13, 2010