assumed

Asumed means you think about something without knowing what the real answer is

I assumed we were having a test today

by Stephinie December 6, 2017

arsus

Latin word for bottom

I think you should shut up and sit on your arsus

by Avoura December 4, 2005

alabama argument

When someone asks how many national championships does your college football team have and then says the college football team their a fan of has more national championships than your team does. It's usually a pointless attempt to say their team is good at that point in time because the roster their team had when they were winning has no relation to the roster their team has now. Deductively it's an epic fail, but may or may not partially be inductively sound. It's a common argument made by Alabama fans when Auburn fans try to say how good the Tigers are for the year, but can be used with any school that has won more national championships than a fierce rival.

State fan: "U of M sucks scrotum this year".
U of M fan: "Yeah? How many national championships does State have?"
State fan: "None, but Kirk Cousins shat on you guys last year and he'll do it again".
U of M fan: " WE STILL HAVE X NUMBER OF NATIONAL TITLES"
State Fan: "Drop the Alabama argument. You guys are still going to play like you sucked a fart out of my ass like a hit from a water bong"

Punches and rioting may follow

by pterygoid hamulus September 14, 2011

Ansumana

Light skin, arrogant male who often thinks of himself as the best thing in anyones life.

He is often confused or misunderstood. Ansumana can be your best friend or worst enemy.

He will often joke/joan on you for no reason.

Ansumana, like to party and are often bored as shyt at work.

Ansumana is that light skin cool dude that likes to party and joke!

by that solja gurl February 4, 2010

did you assume my gender

A straw man fallacy used to portray how trans people would(n't) respond if someone were to misgender them.

"Did you assume my gender?" said the strawman.

by milse June 5, 2018

arsemagic

dull, uninspired music, particularly electronic listening or dance music

I didn't like that DJ, he just played a load of arsemagic.

by spunkism October 15, 2003

argumint

Any breath mint offered during the heat of an argument.

"You are completely wrong!"
"Well, maybe so, but before we continue this debate, you need an argumint. Whoa!"

by reallypedantic May 1, 2010