aggrapation

The feeling of rage associated with having to deuce but the bathroom is occupied

Went to take my morning work dump but the stalls were full. Gave me serious aggrapation.

by Nocharisma October 24, 2017

Aagraha

A beautiful girl who will always be there for you.

Him: I don't know what to do
Him #2: Ask Aagraha, she will help you!

by IgannuaGirlisok April 21, 2018

aggravation apparatus

the governnment's unsettling technology that makes people commit more crimes after age 18 even though there is way more opportunity.

The aggravation apparatus had more blacks in jail than were in slavery.

by Coop Dupe June 16, 2018

Andra

Andra is used for a person who is sweet, has a BIG BOOTY but she's ugly, gay and dumb. She's the new Kim K. Her eyes look like chihuahua's but her lashes are bigger than her but. Every 9th grader likes her big thing.

Wow that girl has a Andra butt.
DAUMN you so dumb as if you were andra.

by -baby boo, baby boo June 17, 2018

Aggraculture

Te study of being aggravated; study of the emotion of feeling aggravated.

"What are you majoring in?"
"Oh, I'm majoring on Aggraculture!"

by Doggos2232 September 11, 2018

aggravated affection

Where you are majorly irritated/upset about the naively-stupid action of someone whom you love to death, and so instead of hollering at him, you merely grab him in an aggressively-strong bear-hug and plant a hard smacking kiss on his mouth, then ears-smokingly shove him out of your way and storm off to correct whatever fiasco that he created by his well-meaning-but-horrendously-inappropriate actions caused, such as misusing soap/detergent, oil, water, etc. so that it ruined/soiled something that wasn't supposed to have contact with said fluid. Classic example: where Estelle Getty uses assorted household chemicals and warm water to launder Sylvester Stallone's service-pistol --- and in so doing washes all the bluing off --- in the comedy-farce, "Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot!"

I sometimes get really exasperated with my wife when she tries to repair or clean/tidy up my stuff, not realizing that some of the items cannot be processed or handled in an "everyday" manner. I know that she always means well, though, of course, so after she plaintively informs me that she was "just trying to help", I always use aggravated affection to deflect/diffuse my fury... I just near-crushingly squeeze her in a major massive "noisy" lip-lock (i.e., "Oh --- MMMMMMMMWUH!!!") before fumingly stomping off to try to undo whatever disaster she caused... hey, it ain't HER fault if she doesn't realize that you don't use Windex to clean a desk-phone!

by QuacksO October 31, 2018

Aggravated dad driving

Swerving all over the road, trying to hit someone in the back seat.

"He wasn't drunk, but he did get it charged with Aggravated Dad Driving."

by Curly 42 March 16, 2019