Black Lie

Contrary to a white lie, a black lie is when you insult someone, whether it be family, friend, or partner, but the real meaning behind those words are of love.

Brother: “I hate you so much.”

Me: An obvious black lie... “I love you, too.”

by InnocentReader January 4, 2021

false lie

1) an untrue lie
2) a contradictional statement negating what is known as false
3) another way of saying a statement is true
4) an over-extended version of the truth

"Danika thats such a false lie!"
"Taylor, you just said false lie."
"It is known as a false lie, therefore it is said to be true."

by choopee October 4, 2006

boldface lie

A phrase someone says where they are trying to sound cool but you can clearly tell they are lying.

smart kid: "I totally failed that test"
other kid: "thats a boldface lie"

by maximus190 April 28, 2006

the cake is a lie

The Cake is a lie: To have a Cake you need time and money. Therefore: money + time = Cake

According to smart people, time is money.

Therefore: 2time = Cake

According to other smart people, time goes on forever.

This indicating: time = infinity

Therefore: 2infinity = Cake

Because no person has achieved infinity, let alone 2infinity. The Cake is not possible.
The Cake is a lie!

guy 1-"the cake is real!"
guy 2-"the cake is a lie! i proved it!"

by WhispOfDeath April 14, 2010

U a lie

Your a mistake and you never belonged here

Woman: "YOU A LIE"
person: "Im a mistake?"

by Adwm c,mwe c, October 23, 2019

funny lie

Halfway between a lie and a joke, usually used against a girlfriend to avoid telling a lie, and telling the truth.

Friend: 'What did you tell your girl when she asked where we were yesterday?' Guy: 'I went out with a few mates and killed some flying fishes'
Friend: 'Ohh dude you told her a funny lie aye, sick cunt'

by TeJayyMatee May 31, 2014

backup lie

1. Something you should come up with when your lame excuse does not take expected effect;

an additional lie intended to make your original lie sound more convincing;

2. A crucial element in the chain of one's lie.

Guy: You're so special, I like you so much!
Girl: That's so sweet. What particulalrly do you like about me?
Guy (to himself): Damn! I should have come up with a backup lie before I told her that!

Teacher: Where is your homework?
Student: My dog ate it.
Teacher: Why didn't you give him the laxative?
Student: Um...
Teacher: Didn't even bother to make up any backup lie... You get an F, you, moron!

by DYA September 18, 2012