Marc Almond

Marc Almond is a beautiful boy from Leeds, England. You may know him from Soft Cell, or Marc Almond and The Willing Sinners, or Marc And The Mambas. He is super duper talented and very freaking adorable. He is in his early sixties now and is still doing fine.

Marc Almond from 84’ is my daddy

by amusicobsessedgal May 22, 2019

Almond Rocha

Cat feces which has been rolled in cat litter.

I caught Fido in the litter box, treating himself to some Almond Rocha.

by Owen, Liane, and E.B. May 1, 2006

almost-fight

(noun)
A fight between two groups or gangs that is broken up by members of authority just before it starts or if one side pussies out. Originally coined by George Liaw.

"This is how lame our school is, we only have almost-fights." (George Liaw, January 27, 2006)

by George Liaw January 27, 2006

almond eyes

An asian person who's eyes resemble almonds.

Why are those damn almond eyes so damn smart?

by Alex \m/ April 14, 2008

Almond butter and jam sandwich

The term used to convey, " A BJ?" over text without actually sending the words: " Do you want a BJ?"

Best used for lovers who are sexting in secret, and afraid to be caught should someone find their phones.

Gurl Texting: Do you want an almond butter and jam sandwich later?

Guy: Hells yeah.

by rawrgirly1998 November 18, 2011

Almas

The single coolest mofo in existence except for their strange love of angry midgets. Words cannot describe how cool this cat is.

James:"Dude you are such an Almas!!"

by sadudu February 4, 2010

almond milk

A term used for almonds pureed in water. Usually described as almond milk because it's hard to say "nut juice" with a straight face.

Teacher: I prefer almond milk, or as I like to call it, "nut juice!"
Students: *snickering*
Teacher: Did I say something?
Jeff: Mr. Barnett, you're being such a faggot...

by Intelligence001 August 15, 2016