Beaten with an alligator

When a guy gets his penis stuck in a plastic you alligator and beats a chick in the face. To properly be beaten with an alligator you must he wearing alligator boots.

He is into some freaky shit. Ever since I have met him all he talks about is me being beaten with an alligator.

by Shshssbbs June 06, 2015

alligator hothouse

Common occurrence at temporary, Southern out-houses, port-a-pottys and festival dump trucks. The act of having one's genitals grabbed, pulled and bitten from a false bottom cut into said port-a-John.

Karl tried to lure me into an alligator hothouse at the V fest.

by Norco Nobody April 18, 2015

alligation

An assertion dat labels you as nuthin' but a slinking toothy reptile.

Lyle Crocodile suffered a lot of untrue alligations due to prejudiced folks' just automatically assuming dat he was a fearsome savage people-eater.

by QuacksO May 13, 2022

Colorado alligator

The tread thrown from a semi truck on the interstate. Any retread lost on the road.

Holy shit did you see that Colorado alligator it was the biggest one I've ever seen.

by Stelios Kontos June 28, 2016

Alligator Syndrome

A syndrome that affects the liver caused from eating too much donkey meat.

Phil Lesh contracted alligator syndrome after eating too much donkey meat.

by Thomas the syndromeist September 18, 2022

alligator cock

An alligator who has a giant penis.

I love alligator cock

by Cock_sniffer November 24, 2021

Chinese Alligator

When one partner of an orgy puts on one of those cheesy tourist alligator hats and attempts to put their entire mouth onto the other partners vagina and anus and/or penis and anus whilst also attempting to do a death roll (rolling their entire body throughout the entire orgy session).

Dude1: "I heard that Marcus got invited to that kinky orgy last night."

Dude2: "Yeah! He pulled off the Chinese Alligator on Monica, Sarah, and May!"

by PrimalInstinct January 16, 2017