Did you hear that Ron just got a Back Alley Handshake from Molly just now? Jeez you'd think that he would wait until after his wedding day!
by Jaboy13 July 6, 2016
Get the Back Alley Handshakemug. Ugh! Last night I was taking a shortcut home and saw a bunch of homeless men having a back alley buffet. They even at a fucking rat!
by WoLfBaNdIt February 27, 2018
Get the Back Alley Buffetmug. Person 1: We'll bring our guns to the rally, and meet the chimps in the alley!
Person 2: Hell Yeah Brother, 1488!
Person 2: Hell Yeah Brother, 1488!
by saggydeernuts June 15, 2022
Get the Meet the Chimps in the Alleymug. This maneuver is similar to a standard uppercunt in which a woman receives an uppercut to her vagina. In this variation, however, two additional criteria must be satisfied:
1) The uppercunt must be performed while grasping a straightened wire coat hanger.
2) The woman in question must be pregnant.
The hanger is punched (hook end first) into the vagina of a pregnant woman, deep enough to effectively penetrate the uterus. The hanger is then quickly withdrawn, pulling out the fetus with it, thus resulting in an abortion. For best results, it is recommended that the hanger be rotated one-quarter turn following insertion to ensure the hook properly skewers the fetus.
1) The uppercunt must be performed while grasping a straightened wire coat hanger.
2) The woman in question must be pregnant.
The hanger is punched (hook end first) into the vagina of a pregnant woman, deep enough to effectively penetrate the uterus. The hanger is then quickly withdrawn, pulling out the fetus with it, thus resulting in an abortion. For best results, it is recommended that the hanger be rotated one-quarter turn following insertion to ensure the hook properly skewers the fetus.
My girlfriend told me that she was pregnant and neither one of us had the money to pay for an abortion so I solved the problem with a back-alley uppercunt.
by frush September 19, 2009
Get the Back-Alley Uppercuntmug. "Tin Hat Alley" is that place in cyberspace where all Conspiracy Theorists end up.
All those "Tin Hat Alley" websites written in notepad and riddled with disinformation, with the sole purpose of duping the most gullible minds.
All those "Tin Hat Alley" websites written in notepad and riddled with disinformation, with the sole purpose of duping the most gullible minds.
A well known sports presenter and writer who's beliefs are a little strange has a popular spot in "Tin Hat Alley".
by Mr Digsy April 11, 2011
Get the Tin Hat Alleymug. 'Yo, your girl ever give you a back-alley vasectomy? I had a tinder date do that last week and I deleted the ap.'
by Littlenake October 10, 2020
Get the Back-Alley Vasectomymug. n. Nailing your pregnant girlfriend in a rusted out station wagon in a strip mall parking lot until she has a miscarriage.
by Helgate July 12, 2004
Get the Back alley abortionmug.