Alabama Wipe

Usually happens at work or out in public, you shit in such a way dry shit-tickets (toilet paper) alone won't clean up after the party. So spit on a stack of shit-tickets and wipe your ass. Repeat as needed untill clean.

I shit at work today I had to "Alabama Wipe" after wards. Bombed the fuck out of that shit closet.

by Jacen Ynot January 29, 2019

Alabama Bootstraps

The long, dangly, meaty labia of a female relative.

I snuck into my cousin’s room and hiked up her night gown and gave a good tugging to her Alabama bootstraps before I cornholed her.

by Dick Onchin November 3, 2020

alabama mudjug

Where you are getting frisky with a female and you pack your lip full of dip and proceed to eat her out. In doing so, she gets a nicotine buzz.

I was eating my sister's box last night and I gave her the ol Alabama Mudjug to calm her nerves.

by shrimponakbarbie September 13, 2017

Alabama Turkey

An act in which googly eyes are hot glued to a female's labia, resulting in spastic flapping and a sound reminiscent of a gobble.

"He wanted me to be kinky, so I let him give me an Alabama Turkey"

by WUADAXSP April 20, 2018

Alabama Rainshower

The act of cumming up into the air, and having it "rain" down upon the girl.

Did you show her the Alabama Rainshower?

by bamma boy October 14, 2010

Alabama Man

A man whose favorite word is "sister"

The Florida Man asked the Alabama Man to spell straight, and his answer was: S-I-S-T-E-R

by Vegetarian_Lion December 22, 2020

alabama bullwhip

The act of defecating in a sock and then employing the sock as a weapon

If your wife interrupts me again I'm afraid I shall have to employ the Alabama bullwhip until she understands the importance of good manners.

by RussianDave March 16, 2014