Autistic

People who did great things for the world yet still are treated like shit by faggots with no life. Anyone who dares use it as an insult should be grinded up into meat and made into McDonald's burgers.

Albert Einstein, Bill Gates, Isaac Newton, Charles Darwin and Nikola Tesla were famous autistic people.

by Ronald Glumpp August 4, 2025

autistically waved

When you dab a ton or once when it's not 2016, and you think it's either okay or not.

"I autistically waved at people, because I'm cool..."
"Ew, don't be my friend anymore."

by doddleoddle May 16, 2018

autistic gc

the most supportive n best gc 😜
(n stupid asf 🌚)

I wish I had a friend group like the autistic gcs 🤷🏾 ♀️
What’s that?

Omg your slow .. it’s the best freind group ever 😛
Ohhh 😮

by blasianabg January 7, 2024

autistic pussy slayer

people with autism slay the most pussy out here

omg have you seen the big o he's such a autistic pussy slayer

by Archie2353 March 17, 2024

Dirty autistic

When you use a can of chili as lubricant while banging an autistic midget.

Dude, you totally forgot to bring the shredded cheese when i Dirty Autisticked that chick last night.

by Blaster jjj February 12, 2024

autistic unicorn

a sexual position where the top will take a dildo with a suction cup and put it on their forehead and stringing up the bottom up in the air and head butting it into whichever hole they choose

i did the autistic unicorn on my boyfreind

by rumpleforeskin54 July 19, 2025

mad autistic vibes

when a festival-head has ingested a large amount of a psychoactive substance that leads them to lose all linear train of thought and turns them into an absoloute-fuck-hole during sets as well as around the festival grounds. you do not want to be around these types of people, since mad autistic vibes are a highly contagious airborne pathogen that infects those that are within in a 5m radius

Brandon: "Bro where is Diplo!? Dude, we NEED YOU, FIRE UP!! I think we might have to grab another beer boys"

Jason: "Damn bro, we might have to".

Chad: "Hommiiieeeeeee, fire B, fire"

Jack: "FFFUUUUAAAAAA!!!!!"

Bystander: "Wow, they have signs of mad autistic vibes. I wasn't ready for this"

Brandon: "No one is"

by Jourtson October 16, 2018