crank dat arnold

When you shave someone's head, take a hollowed out melon, rub shit on the outside and jiz on the inside then stick it on the bald guy's head shouting "Crank that arnold!" Usually occurs between gay men in prison or an unconcious guy and arnold g.
Arny-'Yo man, I'm bored'
Bob-'Let's crank dat arnold'
Arny-'That's cool, like coolade'
by Arnyn G May 08, 2008
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Ashton Conway Arnold

Ashton Conway Arnold is a proud 46 year old Ute Indian from fort Duchesne Utah. He goes by the tribal name “slow Buffalo”. Mostly because he is slow. He has been married 7 times and has 42 kids. He is only 5 feet tall and he weighs 600 pounds. When people have to move him, they have to use at least a medium duty pick up truck or he will crush it.
Ashton Conway Arnold makes fat bastard look small!!!!!
by Panagakis42069 March 17, 2022
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Arnold Palmer Half and Half

The most delicious blend of lemonade and tea by Arizona teas. It was named after a famous golfer (Arnold Palmer), whose pictures are featured all over the can. This stuff has to have crack in it or some other addictive substance because I never stop drinking it. It's sooo good. So good I wrote an ode poem about it my junior year of high school for my writer's craft class.
Kristen: Damn. This is the best kush I ever had. You want a hit?
Sarah: Nahhh I'm good. I got my Arnold Palmer Half and Half right here and that's all I need.
by guess i got mah swagga back January 14, 2012
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Pink Arnold Palmer

The act of swatting ones clit with your penis as you would a golf ball with a 5 iron
Marcie was quite Randy after buying uncut salami from the butcher Bob had to give her the ol pink Arnold Palmer
by aarad&ry September 02, 2015
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Arnold Schwarzenegger

A retarded person who acted that takes anal steroids and can't speak proper english but some how gets elected govenor of California
Wow i couldn't have guessed that bush was the leader of a coountry yet alone a state govenor what a "Arnold Schwarzenegger"
by A Cool Jew June 25, 2010
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wac arnold

a slang term for masturbation or a hand job.
Dude, Jessica Alba was so hot in that movie, i can't wait to go home and wac arnold.

Tiffany strait up wacked my arnold in the line to get into Elitches, in front of a family and everything! Now shes a bad bad bitch
by Jack Meehoff2 January 14, 2009
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A drink that is a spinoff to the drink "Arnold Palmer". The drink consists of Ice Tea, Lemonade, and Sunny D. The mix is 1/2 Ice Tea, 1/6Lemonade, and 1/3 Sunny D. The drinks name came from the a rumor that Phillip Seymour Hoffman likes to pee on people. The more sunny D and lemonade you add the drink will turn into an R Kelly.
That drink is so Arnold Seymour Hoffman Palmer
by UltraBOB July 29, 2013
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