The Lord Almighty

The art of nailing someone (traditionally female) to a cross and crucifying them and leaving the corpse inside a tomb for three days and then gathering a large group of friends to partake in aggressive sexual acts afterwards, traditionally screaming “hallelujah” at the point of ejaculation.

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Person 1: I’m feeling feeling so down right now
Person 2: you should turn to the lord almighty

Person 3: what are you talking about dad?

by Yert 69 January 9, 2020

Albrighting

(verb) To bullshit, severely. This transcends regular boasting or lying about a situation or attribute to the point that it's just sad and frustrating to hear. Albrighting is very closely tied to pathological lying, the only difference between the two is that the American Medical Association has not formally recognized it.

Leigh: Oh my God you guys, you won't believe it! I just got back from jogging five miles and I ran into Kanye West! We were talking for like three hours and he said to call him whenever.

Alan: You've been gone ten minutes! You're such a fucking Albrighter.

Tyrone: All this Albrighting is making me sick.

Leigh: Haha, like, wha?

by Supafly Jenkins October 8, 2008

altight

used much like its cousin "alright" except only in very serious situations, due to something like the danger or urgency involved

Alright: (a pedestrian phrase)
"Hey we're going to the movies"-"Alright, see you there"

Altight: (not just some throwaway garbage like alright)
"Dude you just got curb-stomped by that guy!!"-"Don't worry bout it man i'm altight"-"OK, good, i wanted to make sure you were altight"

by number7getout October 19, 2011

Almighty Anal Attack of Allah

The Quran was orally revealed by the Almighty Saviour Allah to the final prophet, Muhammad the Terrorist, through the suicide bomber Gabriel (Jibril), incrementally over a period of some 23 years, beginning on 22 December 609 BE (Before Explosion). The information Muhammad received was of great significance and power to the Islamic People, for Allah had revealed his true righteous power only known in the Quran as the Almighty Anal Attack of Allah. It is stated that this holy power has destructive capabilities towards the rectum of the sinners of mankind, also known as the infidels. Once Almighty Allah has begun his furious strike on the anal cavity of the infidels, he proceeds to have a Bukkake Party and partakes in the islamic tradition, formally known in the Quran as a Croaky Jim; The divine cum Allah secretes is said to wash the worthy infidels of their sins and reveal the true path of freedom Islam brings to society, those who are deemed unworthy perish. The cleansed infidels with newfound peace are welcomed into the Islamic life as a Prophet of Allah, eventually receiving the promised gift of 42 virgins in the afterlife; serving Allah as his humble servants.

Submit to Allah or succumb to the Almighty Anal Attack of Allah.
ISIS THEME SONG (lyrics included to sing-along)
Saleelul sawarim nasheedul ubah
Wa darbul qitaly tariqul haya
Fa baynaq tihamin yubidu tugha
Wa kateem musawtim jamilun sadah
Saleelul sawarim nasheedul ubah
Wa darbul qitaly tariqul haya
Fa baynaq tihamin yubidu tugha
Wa kateem musawtim jamilun sadah

Behi azadini w galal bugha faya qawmi hubu lidarbil kumah
Fa ima hayatun tasurul hudah wa ima ma'matun yughighul uda
Wa ima ma'matun yughighul uda

Saleelul sawarim nasheedul ubah
Wa darbul qitaly tariqul haya
Fa baynaq tihamin yubidu tugha
Wa kateem musawtim jamilun sadah

Faqum yaw'faya lidarbin naja lilamdi saweeya nasudul ghuza
Wa narfa umajida wa nu'leh jiba abat antadila be ghairil ilah
Abat antadila le ghairil ilah

Saleelul sawarim nasheedul ubah
Wa darbul qitaly tariqul haya
Fa baynaq tihamin yubidu tugha
Wa kateem musawtim jamilun sadah
Saleelul sawarim nasheedul ubah
Wa darbul qitaly tariqul haya
Fa baynaq tihamin yubidu tugha
Wa kateem musawtim jamilun sadah

Il al haqi haya da'ana lewa
Li sahil manaya be harbi aydah
Faman ma ta'minna fi dan an himah
Bi janati khuldin sayaghdu azah
Bi janati khuldin sayaghdu azah

by ProphetofAllah42 May 26, 2020

alrighty doodie

An expression used when in agreement or going along with a situation.

Alright, okay, sounds good

Ally: Ryan, are you ready to go?

Ryan: I'm ready!
Ally: Alrighty doodie, let's go!

by Willy Pancakes December 21, 2017

alrigh

short for alright

written: alrigh or alrigh'

pronounced with either a hard or soft glottal stop instead of the 't', or even no glottal stop at all if quickly said

alrigh kid?

East Midlands: y'ragh? replaces Are you alright? (note the wider 'Ah' sound)
or see {y'aight} for general (more familiar)
Northern: y'righ? (note the thiner 'Ih' sound)
or {y'right} for general (less familiar than y'aight)

by jealoustiger May 21, 2018

almighty bollocking

A beating so intense that you can almost see God. Queen Elizabeth gave such a beating to her grandson, Prince William, after he chased his cousin Zara into a lamppost which almost fell on her.

She came charging in and gave us the most almighty bollocking. I had learned to be careful in how I play.

by lodakabal September 17, 2022