Acupuncture

The act of having sexual intercourse with a man who has a very thin, long penis that rearranges your insides

"Hey Anna, that tall gay guy you tried to ride - was he hung like a horse?"

"No Francesco, more like a blue whale."

"Acupuncture."
"Yeah, I'm built like a boat."

by Marcel Brust November 28, 2023

acusty

a person that fakes being certain things like faking depression used often as a insult

"hey did you hear about jack hes totally a acusty"

by DACL312 November 28, 2024

acumb

It's an missing piece of the cloud that was lost far behind.

An acumb was far lost behind the vast thick smokey water filled cloud.

by Acumb December 7, 2023

ACUL

1. (Noun, Internet Abbreviation, from ABDL, Not to be confused with pedophilia, Nonderrog. ) Adult Child Underwear Lover. Similar to ABDL in basic principle, but inflecting an age range not accurate to the term "baby", or manner involving underwear as opposed to a diaper; used to to increase specification.

1. (Internet chat) Are you into ACUL?

by Buttfuckme January 19, 2024

acubi

A more modern and monotone form of Y2K that originates from China and Korea, inspired by their streetstyle.

"Grey and black combo is so acubi!"

by lazylani January 21, 2024

Acute Urban Addiction

A person who looks up a word on Urban Dictionary for shits and giggles and reads it to their friends for laughs, but then begins to sink into the oncoming gargantuan feed of definitions for requested words. They cannot stop, as the moment they finish one definition they immediately fixate on the next.

The only cure is asking them to read the definition for a word obscure enough that there is only one definition for it. After they reach the end, there will reach a short window of time to intervene as they are confused by the possibility of a word on Urban Dict. not having infinite definitions.

Psychologists consider Acute Urban Addiction to be a combination of an addiction to doomscrolling or deadscrolling and Urban Dictionary's intuitive and convenient user interface.

(Abacus is being obnoxious during a discussion on names, so they ask their friend Baphomé to look up the definition of Abacus.)
Abacus: Hey Baphomé, what's the definition of Abacus?
Baphomé: Lemme look it up... on the URBAN DICTIONARY™!
(Baphomé reads from a long, unending list of definitions for Abacus's name. Some are made by friends of someone called Abacus, and those definitions placate and kiss-ass their Abacus. Others are made by enemies of someone made Abacus and describe their Abacus as a monster and fool. The definitions are unending all the same, and Baphomé's reading with them.)
Carrion: Baphomé, what's wrong‽
Abacus: She started reading Urban Dictionary and now she won't stop!
Carrion: She has Acute Urban Addiction! We need to get her to a doctor ASAP!

by OneBlueGlove January 25, 2024

Acustic

A way of saying autistic or calling someone autistic but without the guilt of being rude

Jeffrey: "Bro you like *insert tv show*? That's acustic!"
Adam: "You know I actually have autism right?"

by -+Ghostboo+- February 13, 2024