Jordan

The most fucking amazing person ever. If its a girl they have a perfect ass and figure and if its a boy it has a super long dick. If you find a Jordan you must keep him/her and you will be greatly rewarded!

I found myself a Jordan last night he was amazing in bed!

by AwesomeMaster08 November 16, 2016

Jordaned

To build up a series of bar tabs and leave without paying them.

"Did you hear about that guy? He had tabs in 5 bars and then Jordaned"
"What a Douche Canoe."

by Turtbobsquirtpants August 23, 2018

Jordan

A female who is often conflicted with who she truly is and what others expect her to be. Very headstrong. Lowkey insecure. She loves bringing other people up even when she is in a very low place. Typically of a smaller build--- fun sized. Great girl to have a friend.

Person: I am going through a lot right now

Jordan: *hugs* it's all going to be okay, keep your head up

by tacoboutit July 2, 2017

Jordan

An amazing guys or girl. Has a big heart. Sometimes rude but mostly nice.Cares when people feel sad trys to make them feel better . SUPER CUTE . slim and sexy. And has muscels.

boy 1 hey thatts nice.
boy2 im a jordan.

by yaya1009 July 17, 2016

Jordan

biggest simp you will ever meet. Probably has bought every girl in your area food and drove them places. Secretly homosexual or non-binary most of the time.

Nic: "where's Jordan?"
Joe: "Oh Jordan he's simping right now"
Everyone: "ya your right he's a simp"

by DecBow February 6, 2020

Jordan

An evil man who hurts you

Jordan is a gay tard that hurt me bad

by PlabNenns June 11, 2019

Jordan

Jordan is a term originating from social media, referencing to black people in a humorous or satire way to mock cancel culture. The term Jordan is also used to get around the text filter in said social media. Jordan is being used as an alternative to black people or the n word.

Example 1
Person 1: Oh god damn, the crime rate in Chicago is so high!
Person 2: I just know those Jordans are behind it!

Example 2
Person 1: Black people used to have it so bad in the cotton farms, torture was really common.
Person 2: Those Jordans deserved it!

by luckfuck22 April 3, 2021