by Mitsuneko January 24, 2008
Get the hamster ballsmug. Synthetic cannabis, also known by the brand names K2 or Spice. Derived from descriptions of its smell and look, as it looks like hamster food and smells like gummy candy. Hamster candy is often used when one is aware of an upcoming drug test as an alternative to natural marijuana because hamster candy precludes a positive test.
Kevin: "Would you like to split a spliff with me?"
James: "No, I have a drug test coming up, so I'll just stick to hamster candy."
James: "No, I have a drug test coming up, so I'll just stick to hamster candy."
by Air Peezy July 28, 2011
Get the hamster candymug. A sexual position that involves A man, woman and a hamster. As a man caresses and the woman begins to play fiddle sticks with his penis, he puts a blindfold over her eyes allowing her to heighten her other senses. He then tells her "I have a surprise for you". The man later takes a hamster (hopefully within an arm's reach) and shoves the hamster into the woman's anus or vagina. The woman should feel pleasured as she believes it's another man's penis while the hamster tickles her downstairs with it's fur and movement.
"Laura came over yesterday and i gave her the brazilian hamster. She said it felt like a vibrating penis."
by sporky76 March 2, 2008
Get the brazilian hamstermug. When a man with a small penis rubs his junk in a girl's face while simutaneously dancing to "The Hamster Dance".
by Mastur&Cummander March 14, 2008
Get the Sloppy Hamstermug. by Summa916 April 6, 2011
Get the Dirty Hamstermug. by brendan February 7, 2005
Get the hamster dickmug. by minari-naga March 24, 2005
Get the Sausage Hamstermug.