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Tyson

A guy that’s good at every sport. He will always have you back and will always care for you. He’s nice, funny, and outgoing. Always wanting to help others. He is usually tall and very athletic. He is one of those guy that can talk to his friend a lot but when he talks to the girl he likes it’s hard. He will probably try to impress you but get worried he did something wrong
Person: Hey who’s that guy that signed up for every sport?
Other person: That’s Tyson
by Somebody_not_important October 1, 2019
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Tyson Allen

The Wild Tyson Allen is the most not-Swollest in the known universe . He eats like a Boar, and can't do a push-up to save his life. Every day he eats the exact same thing, and makes sure everyone can smell his beef, and beans. Powers include: Being able to not fit in a single door, and constantly smelling like farts. If encounter his wild animal proceed with caution. He will eat anything that is in a 100 meter radius. I caution you to walk slowly away, although he will never in a million years catch you because he's slow, and very top heavy. Combat suggestions would be to push him slightly as he would fall down, and won't have the core strength to get up. This creature will struggle to death. Be advised he is constantly farting, and the fatality is enough to kill everything in a one mile area. He the reason for the death of my home planet, and he doesn't even have infinite stones. Thanos watch out this is a force not to be provoked.
"Your such a Tyson Allen"
"what's that smell"
by Kill The Queen-Penticton June 7, 2018
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Tyson

A boosted iron player on Valorant. Get + Ratio Kid. LOL. <3
JOEL: *DIES IN VALORANT ROUND*
TYSON: HOW DID YOU DIE
JOEL: YOU'RE SHIt
by druwl October 29, 2021
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dirty tyson

by …😔 May 12, 2022
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Tyson

A great friend and kinda goofy. He’s bald, athletic, and always “forgets” to wear a shirt. He’d rather be fishing.
Random dude: who’s that awesome dude with the six pack over there?
Me: oh, that’s Tyson
by Knsk June 19, 2024
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Tyson

me
by htye May 10, 2022
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Tyson

A total sweetheart and a Swiftie. Not the Swifty that does sex like a swiftly. Great bootie, kind hearted and charming smile. Hilarious and knows how to COMMAND a crowd. Thanks, Tyson!
He’s like a total Tyson.
by kateice February 17, 2022
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